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2004-09-16, 04:34 PM
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I got my SIG back! WEWT SAUCE!
Also, i have a new blog. and a new female. Brit happens to like me for more than just sex.. wow.. I never thought I was good for anything but that. it makes me feel... happy btw.. here she is, for those of you who have been begging for pics of my lady friends. this one insists that we take pics everywhere we go. it's hilarious.  she just got out of a shitty relationship with a total asshole who treated her like shit and made her feel like she was worth nothing. I'm nice to her. That's all she asks for. And that's all I ask of her. Most guys are bad boyfriends just because they're not nice. You'd be surprised how far being nice can get you. Girls appreciate it a lot more than some guy who thinks he's hot shit acting like she means nothing to him. I've had friends tell me I'd never get laid cuz i'm too nice. Yeah, well.. those of you on PSU have known me long enough to know that I've thoroughly shattered any semblence of truth in that statement  anyways.. i'm happy again. last night me and Amity decided that we were going to be just friends (though i'd decided this a couple weeks ago... she was getting really possessive and jealous...eek) i'd already been talking to Brit (who came up to OH with me when i went a while back in august) and she and i didn't even have time to be friends, we just kinda jumped into things because we made each other that happy. and, for once, i'm in a relationship that's not focused on sex, so she doesn't care if i spend time with my friends, and i don't care if she goes shopping with hers... it's nice and low maintenance because i know that all i have to do is be good to her and she won't cheat on me or hurt me, and i know that i'd never EVER do something like that to her... after Caligula died, i was in the shittiest state of mind i'd been in in a long time (and i still kinda am) but B. really helped me.. amity was too busy trying to get me to go drinking and have sex with her. (don't get me wrong, i still love sex  ... i mean, if i could wave a big sign that says hooray for sex around all day, i would.. but, it is nice to just have someone you relate to who isn't just sex... they're also a good friend. i'm 21 years old and it's taken me this long to find someone like this. damn)
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Oddfish - The wind beneath your wings  My Blog [20:19] <Phobos> oddfish: Glad to see you, now help me move this dead body. |
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2004-09-16, 04:39 PM
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i don't think you could handle her, squeeks.. she's viscious
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Oddfish - The wind beneath your wings My Blog [20:19] <Phobos> oddfish: Glad to see you, now help me move this dead body. |
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2004-09-16, 07:09 PM
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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2004-09-16, 07:22 PM
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see what, Aztec? Don't gimme your "I TOLD YOU SO" bullshit because i knew this before you knew what the hell your dick was even used for. I've alwasy been good to the girls i've been with, it's just that my abilities in bed always overshadowed that fact. What's worse is that i'm such a fucking horn-ball that i don't care that a lot of girls just wanted to fuck me. So, yippie skippy, i never said you were wrong. But, my dear zealous friend, the promiscuity thing didn't come back to "SLAP" me in the face. i knew that i'd have to stop fucking everyone after a while. and to be honest, the promiscuity thing was fun. i don't regret a thing. mostly because i know i never USED any of the girls i was with. i treated them like fucking princesses for the time i was with them. so, please, remove your head from your overly-religious ass. not everyone believes that shit. i happen to think that god is up there saying: DANNY, MY SON! WAY TO GO! YOU'VE SHOWN MOST OF THOSE GIRLS THE LIGHT! NOW THEY'LL LEAVE A GUY ONCE HE STARTS TREATING THEM LIKE SHIT BECAUSE THEY KNOW NICE GUYS LIKE YOU ARE OUT THERE! NOW DO YOU SEE WHY I MADE YOU GOOD AT SEX? BECAUSE A GIRL WON'T LISTEN TO YOU UNLESS SHE'S FORCED TO, AND WHAT BETTER FORCE IS THERE THAN AFTERGLOW? HAHA! BANANAS!
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Oddfish - The wind beneath your wings My Blog [20:19] <Phobos> oddfish: Glad to see you, now help me move this dead body. |
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2004-09-16, 07:23 PM
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Ok.
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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