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US: Ok, putting together a group for an Iraq raid...
who's in?
UK: Of course I'm in.
Turkey: Only if someone makes me new armor. Last Iraq
raid I lost money on.
US: *sigh* Ok, I can't make your cultural armor, but I'll
help pay for it. How much you need?
Turkey: 100k plat.
US: ***?! Are you smithing the armor out of
platinum, ya tard? No frikking way. 30k plat,
and that's all I'm offering.
Turkey: Sweet. Ok, I'm in.
Spain: I frikking hate Iraq. They were spawn campin
us for frikking EVER, man -- long time ago, but we're
still pissed off about it. Meet you at Turkish zone line.
US: Cool, thx.
Italy: Me 2.
Chile: I'm in.
US: Ok, so far, got US, UK, Turks, Spain, Italy, Chile.
Bulgaria: Umm, got room for some lowbies? Thought
maybe we could leech some raid xp ...
US: Yeah, sure. Why not. Just don't attack anything.
Make sure to set up a /assist US hotkey, ok?
France: Hey all, what's up?
US: Putting together a raid, hitting Iraq.
France: No frikking way, dood. Look, I'm part of
Alliance leadership, and I say no way do we go in
there. I'm using Alliance veto.
US: ***? Alliance Veto?
France: Yeah, it's in the guild charter. Me, Germany,
US, Russia, and China can all cancel any guild raid
event.
Bulgaria: Hey, me and the other Eastern Europeans
wanna go ...
France: ****, n00b. Your guild got no say in this.
Bulgaria: ,,!,,
Germany: I don't really want to go either.
US: ...
France: Yeah, we veto. No guildies go to Iraq.
US: What about you, Russia.
Russia: Well, if everyone else goes, it's ok, but if
France and Germany say no, then that's cool.
US: Jeebus. Dood, show some balls. You used to love
going on raids.
Russia: Yeah, but that Afghanistan raid a while back
was a disaster. Total group wipe-out.
US: Yeah, but you were in different alliance, man.
This is different. Besides, we pwn3d last time we
went on Iraq raid.
France: Doesn't matter. I say no.
Spain: .tell US doesn't matter if France doesn't go
anyway, he just feigns death anytime he sees combat.
He's a bu77munch. Lives next door to me.
Spain: Oops. MT.
France: Oh yeah? Well you skipped that WWII raid
completely.
Spain: Only cuz I'd just come back from dueling, was
too tired to raid. Besides, you died in first wave,
spent the rest of the raid licking dirt and whining.
France: ..!..
US: Guys, c'mon. I'm trying to put this thing
together, here... look, I don't care what France says.
I'm going, and anyone who wants to come with me can.
China, you in?
China: *shrug* Don't feel like it.
US: Ok...
North Korea has challenged you to a duel! Type /duel
accept to accept or /duel decline to decline the challenge.
US: /duel decline
North Korea tells you: "Dood u r teh suq. I will r0xxorz u"
You tell North Korea: No thanks, guy. Trying to get a raid going.
North Korea tells you: "Ur just scaerd of teh pwnage"
You tell North Korea: Riiiigh. ****, okay? I'm busy.
North Korea taunts you.
/ignore North Korea.
US: How come you're not coming, Germany?
Germany: I'm just not into the violence anymore.
You tell Germany: Bullsh1t, you're just waiting for us
to go into Iraq so you can gank France again.
Germany tells you: Ooops. *blush* busted!!
You tell Germany: Dude, why bother? He's green to you.
Germany tells you: It's just satisfying, I guess. It
shuts him up for a while, anyway.
France: I'm telling you, if anyone goes, then it'll
break the Alliance.
Spain tells you: Whoop-de-sh1t, this Alliance sucks.
Let's go anyways.
US: France, *** is ur problem?
France: I want to send scouts in first. Let them see
if any named are up.
US: Ok, how long it gonna take them?
France: Couple weeks, maybe. Months, possibly.
US: MONTHS? ***???! Dude, I don't want to wait that
long. I'll give your scouts a week, at most. We'll
reschedule then.
France: I may veto anyway.
US: Yeah, whatever.
/tell Spain Yeah, may have to. He's a dipsh1t.
Bulgaria tells you: If you go, let me know. Me and my
lowbie buddies are in.
You tell Bulgaria: Cool, thx. Are you someone's alt?
Bulgaria tells you: Some of us were Russia's buff toons,
but we're soloing now.
US: Ok, meet again next week. We'll take things from
there.
US: We're raising our terror level to Orange.
France: Orange is our favorite color.
US: That's not what me mean...
Turkey: Whee! Look at our new cultural plat armor!!! *strut*
Hkkorea: We will ownz j00! All ur power are belong to us! ar!
US: STFU!
Turkey: STFU!
Germany: Nine!!! er STFU!!
Iraq: /tell US mhahahhahahaa
Iraq: We will allow you to send your scouts to inspect our uber PoP lewtz.
US: ...
France: See! I told you it would work!
USbush: /tell USColonpowell Hey man, did we purchase that bracer of the
hidden from Stars?
USColonpowell: Yes, I have it right here sir!
France: Have what?
Spain: Have what?
Germany: Have what?
Turkey: Can we have it?
USColonpowell: Sorry mistell!
*Your bracer of the hidden glows with a blue light*
US: Ah ha! You are hiding your uber PoP weapons in Blackburrow!
Iraq: Are not!
US: Are so!
Iraq: Are not!
US: ARE SO!!! Look, there's a weapon of mass destruction!
Iraq: But...those are only gnomish fireworks!
France: Chill! Our scouts have found nothing! Give them more time.
US: No we can't, if they get their hands on uber weapons they can actually
pass the PoJ Trials and conquer other zones.
Iraq: *snickers quietly*
France: We are going to veto you stupid n00bs.
Hungary: Is the raid based on seniority or full random?
US: All loot will be 2-tracts of land seniority except for Oil fields and
new drops.
Hungary: Who's leading the raid?
US: We are of course...
France: Hey! No fair! We want to random on the oil too!
Turkey: Whatcha mean? I think it looks pretty fair to me. *strokes new
cultural armor and grins*
Spain: Look buddy, if ya have a problem with the loot rules why don't you
just tell us what you want.
France: Ummmm...eh... we just want our stinking respect! (note: say this in
a thick french accent)
France: *shakes fist*
Spain: Dude, pipe down and go bathe for once...
Germany: Can we PLEASE gank em? plz plz plz!
US: QUIET!!! Sheesh, let's just goto the zone. France are you IN or are you
OUT?
France: Lemme consult our advisor...
France: *turns to photos of Napelon Bonaparte and Louis Braille*
France: Well guys what do you think?
US and spain and Germany: WTF??? ...
Napelon Bonaparte: .....
Louis Braille: .....
France: SPEAK!! This is no time for dirt napping!!! Where is your sense of
guild loyalty and service???!
Louis Braille: *yawns* you should do what I do and just feel your way
through it...
France: *nods* and you Napelon...
Napelon Bonaparte: *snooty french voice* Well Well.. I use Show EQ for my
raids in the Sebilis Revolution...but they nerfed that so I think you better
go with the zerg.
France: The Zerg? What iz the zerg???!?!
Napelon Bonaparte: Hmmph. You not know the zerggggg??!?! You go with a bunch
of silly....ka-***-its and outnumber them!
US: WTF is a ka-***-it?
Spain: He means "Knights" sir.
US: LOL
Spain: ROFL
Hungray:: LOLMAO
Iraq: har har har
HkKoreaaaa: kekeke, u r stiLL tha suk!
*Everyone types /ignore HkKoreaaaa*
UScolinpowell: Sir...we have captured another one of the Kill Stealers and
corpse looters.
US: Awesome, what level is he?
UScolinpowell: 49 sir...
US: Bind him in nagafen's lair until he speaks...if he will not speak then
root him in the middle of the bazaar and stick a "free plat" sign on him
until he begs for mercy...
France: THAT VIOLATES THE EULA FOR TREATMENT OF PLAYERS!
Germany: There's no GM to help you now ho ho ho ho
US: Hehehhe
Iraq: *launches a seemingly harmless gnomish firework* hehehehe
Turkey: Hey look, it's a firework!
*Israel is hit for 400 points of damage*
Israel: YOU BASTAGES!!!!!! WE WILL SEND OUR ENTIRE GUILD AND KS ALL YOUR
MOBS AND TRAIN YOU CONSTANTLY WITHOUT CEASING IF YOU DO THAT AGAIN!!!!
US: Come on gang, I've already got my guild at the zoneline. Let's go!
Turkey: We're coming! *clank clank clank*
Hungray: Woo hoo, it's PLing time *dance*
Germany: Woo Woo!!! Phat lewtz!
French: ummmmm, guys....we still haven't talked this through completely
yet....
US: Just die plz thx~
Germany: Can I please please please?
US: Absolutely not, you're coming with us...and they are green to you we
won't get any decent xp or coin from them.
Iraq: *looks out at all the people zoning in...* Oh crap....
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