Post your yacht! $$$

oddfish · 2004-09-21, 07:09 PM

Since all of us here on PSU are rich CEO's and successful rap artists i just figured:

Why not post pics of your yacht! Get crackin' my wealthy homies!

Here's my old one.. was a bit small, don't you think?

So, last summer, i purchased this one. It's been quite a ship.

i was so pleased with the performance of the new one that i bought two and i race them along the shores of Costa Rica. I think i may make this a Fall excursion. Oh, that's rich, hahaha.. oh, indeed.

Sputty · 2004-09-21, 07:11 PM

Here's my new yacht:

A little smaller than I wanted

That's funny, apparently I'm American and you're Canadian. Bah, they must've got our orders mixed up(note the flags)

oddfish · 2004-09-21, 07:12 PM

Originally Posted by Sputty

Here's my new yacht:

A little smaller than I wanted

That's funny, apparently I'm American and you're Canadian. Bah, they must've got our orders mixed up(note the flags)

was that the helicopter you used to come to my little get together in the Hamptons, sputty ol' chap?

Sputty · 2004-09-21, 07:14 PM

No, I do believe the hamptons are full of the common folk. I own an island in the Caribbean. You're welcome to come, as Lord Aughtenborough III, Dharkbayne to you common folk, and I discuss our business, and how our slaves are just too lazy.

oddfish · 2004-09-21, 07:18 PM

Originally Posted by Sputty

No, I do believe the hamptons are full of the common folk. I own an island in the Caribbean. You're welcome to come, as Lord Aughtenborough III, Dharkbayne to you common folk, and I discuss our business, and how our slaves are just too lazy.

old boy, why do you think i moved to Costa Rica?

Sputtworth, you and i must discuss consolidating shares upon my next visit.

By the way, you should order your slaves from my new branch agency: Bonded Indigenous Peoples Inc... It's ranked number one in the world as of last month.

Triggar · 2004-09-21, 07:17 PM

Since the trustfund ran out, we've had to "slum" it this year

Sputty · 2004-09-21, 07:19 PM

UNACCEPTABLE!!!!!
Must the common folk always steal our money? I shall give you 35 more boys to tend to your business, and a new yacht is on the way. Lord Aughtenborough III would like to talk to you about the stock of bananas.

new yacht for trig:

oddfish · 2004-09-21, 07:20 PM

Sputtworth, hmhmhmhm (rich people laugh) do you feel threatened by the commoners? silly man.

JetRaiden · 2004-09-21, 07:19 PM

funny you should say that...I was at a boat show a few days ago with my dad, and he's trying to choose between a couple ones there...

Doral Allegria Sport Yacht

shit, I left all the info at home about the other one.

Ivan · 2004-09-21, 07:22 PM

This is mine rich ass yacht.

Sputty · 2004-09-21, 07:23 PM

The commoners shall forever be a problem. They are so violent and dirty. Why they are allowed to leave the work camps at all is beyond me
harrumph

oddfish · 2004-09-21, 07:24 PM

Originally Posted by Sputty

The commoners shall forever be a problem. They are so violent and dirty. Why they are allowed to leave the work camps at all is beyond me
harrumph

oh, i do agree, old boy.. i do agree.

Triggar · 2004-09-21, 07:25 PM

I fence my commoners in to their work camps using barbed wire, armed guards and German Shepherds trained at the Worthington Institute of Dog Behavior.

Around our estate is a 10-mile electrical fence to protect our grounds from their common diseases.

We haven't dealt with the unwashed outside world in ages. Mr. Yelvington (our butler) orders the staff to do the grocery shopping and preening of the estate.

oddfish · 2004-09-21, 07:29 PM

Originally Posted by Triggar

I fence my commoners in to their work camps using barbed wire, armed guards and German Shepherds trained at the Worthington Institute of Dog Behavior.

Around our estate is a 10-mile electrical fence to protect our grounds from their common diseases.

We haven't dealt with the unwashed outside world in ages. Mr. Yelvington (our butler) orders the staff to do the grocery shopping and preening of the estate.

i personally sponsor a "Hunt of the Commons" every autumn. It's rather enjoyable. Triggar, you're more than welcome to attend. Bring your rifle collection. Those common people aren't very intelligent but they sure run like the dickens. hmhmhmhm (rich people laugh) Though, your decision to never leave estate grounds may make that difficult. Perhaps we'll have to bring the hunt to Martyrson Manor sometime in the future.

JetRaiden · 2004-09-21, 07:33 PM

omg, the scary thing is I know alot of people like this...

one of my dad's clients owns an Aston Martin/Rolls Royce/Bentley/Ferrari dealership in Connecticut (MillerMotorCars) and its funny watching her yell at the mechanics because she basically says "YOU! COMMONER! Come here and fetch me the keys to this $200k car which you will never afford in your life."