[Crazy question] FL0RM gReEBLE GaRUP!!1

[oddfish]

You have a gallon of mauve paint, a komodo dragon, an empty milk carton, and a 30 foot long cheese puff.

How much of the komodo dragon must you use in order to get enough milk carton into the 30 foot long cheese puff without spilling any of the mauve paint onto the new couch?

1hr23m

[Smaug]

First pour the paint into the milk carton. Then stir it with the cheesepuff. Next pour the paint into the dragon's mouth to incapacitate it. Proceed with bestiality.

[Triggar]

Kill your friends

Kill your family

Do your girlfriend up the tail pipe

Kill yourself?

[Jaged]

Originally Posted by Triggar

Kill your friends

Kill your family

Do your girlfriend up the tail pipe

Kill yourself?

Triggar, why can't there be more women like you?

[Fragmatic]

Originally Posted by Triggar

Do your girlfriend up the tail pipe

I like your thinking!

[Mango]

[Triggar]

Because men would then turn into drama queens

[SDM]

Originally Posted by oddfish

You have a gallon of mauve paint, a komodo dragon, an empty milk carton, and a 30 foot long cheese puff.

How much of the komodo dragon must you use in order to get enough milk carton into the 30 foot long cheese puff without spilling any of the mauve paint onto the new couch?

1hr23m

Solving this backwards using the Dethmenkee Constant plugged into the canoe equation states: If traveling in a yellow canoe, down an orange pickett fence, and your left-rear tire blows, then 12 is the number of pancakes it takes to cover a barn roof. So you can clearly see that you must use two thirds of one and a half komodo dragon to not spill mauve paint on the new couch.

[martyr]

[martyr]

[oddfish]

MEXICANS MEXICANS MEKSIKKANZ MIKSEEKUNS MOKISOOMS MERKMISSUMS MISSKIKKUMI MERKISLAK MIGGUNMAX MOGERMUKPH MMMMMMMMMMMMM

[martyr]

MOKISOOMS MERKMISSUMS MISSKIKKUMI MERKISLAK MIGGUNMAX MOGERMUKPH MMMMMMMMMMMMM
BRAIINnnssssssssss

[MrPaul]

Originally Posted by martyr

MOKISOOMS MERKMISSUMS MISSKIKKUMI MERKISLAK MIGGUNMAX MOGERMUKPH MMMMMMMMMMMMM
BRAIINnnssssssssss

Whoops?

DAMN MY (AND YOUR) POOR QUOTING SKILLS! AND THE EDIT BUTTON!

[UncleDynamite]

GODDAMNIT MARTYR!

Jesus Christ, nightmares for tonight. Guaranteed.

[ObnoxiousFrog]

ITS BACON!
BACONBACONBACONBACON!

No, it's Beggin' Strips brand.

ITS BACON!


Clearly my logic is flawless.