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Old 2004-10-04, 09:30 PM   [Ignore Me] #1
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[NEWS] Whoops! I thought it was a chicken neck


BUCHAREST, Romania - A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken�s neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said on Monday.

It said 67-year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night.

�I confused it with the chicken�s neck,� Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. �I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it.�

Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger.
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Old 2004-10-04, 09:31 PM   [Ignore Me] #2
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Old 2004-10-04, 09:33 PM   [Ignore Me] #3
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Im just imagining this old man screaming at his dick thinking it's a chicken, and then cutting his penis off think he killed it.
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Old 2004-10-04, 09:34 PM   [Ignore Me] #4
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at least he didnt use a shotgun.
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Old 2004-10-04, 09:36 PM   [Ignore Me] #5
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that man is clearly retarded. He needs to be admitted immediately. If I ever did that, I would take the knife and slit my throat.
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Old 2004-10-04, 09:38 PM   [Ignore Me] #6
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Originally Posted by JetRaiden
that man is clearly retarded. He needs to be admitted immediately. If I ever did that, I would take the knife and slit my throat.
you would be writhing on the floor in agony because you just killed your "pet chicken"
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Old 2004-10-04, 09:55 PM   [Ignore Me] #7
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wtf.
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Old 2004-10-05, 03:21 PM   [Ignore Me] #8
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Originally Posted by JetRaiden
that man is clearly retarded. He needs to be admitted immediately. If I ever did that, I would take the knife and slit my throat.
You best steer clean of wearing Hamma's bea- err pants then.
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Old 2004-10-04, 10:06 PM   [Ignore Me] #9
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I feel bad for him
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Old 2004-10-04, 10:16 PM   [Ignore Me] #10
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Originally Posted by Triggar
I feel bad for him
pfffffffft, he had it coming
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Old 2004-10-04, 10:49 PM   [Ignore Me] #11
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Woooow.
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Old 2004-10-04, 10:51 PM   [Ignore Me] #12
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... I wish mine could be mistaken for a chicken neck... hell... I'd give anything for it to be mistaken as a finger.
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Old 2004-10-04, 11:02 PM   [Ignore Me] #13
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oh mai!
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Old 2004-10-04, 11:31 PM   [Ignore Me] #14
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Wtf.


Why was his penis out in the first place?
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Old 2004-10-04, 11:47 PM   [Ignore Me] #15
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Dhark's got a point, what the hell was it doing out? Was he going to masturbate while cutting the chicken's head off? Seriously.
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