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Old 2004-10-07, 01:33 AM   [Ignore Me] #1
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Holy Crap! BUY BUY BUY!


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Old 2004-10-07, 01:34 AM   [Ignore Me] #2
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Suuure.
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Old 2004-10-07, 01:43 AM   [Ignore Me] #3
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hey, rasputin's wang resurfaced recently - i say it's completely feasible
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Old 2004-10-07, 06:33 PM   [Ignore Me] #4
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Originally Posted by martyr
hey, rasputin's wang resurfaced recently - i say it's completely feasible


That just struck me as ammusing.
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Old 2004-10-07, 01:48 AM   [Ignore Me] #5
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Yes, but rasputins was about a foot long. I can see why he was so popular with the ladies, even if he was an insane monk.
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Old 2004-10-07, 02:52 AM   [Ignore Me] #6
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Does it include the infamous one ball, is what I wanna know...
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Old 2004-10-07, 07:31 AM   [Ignore Me] #7
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He told the Express Gazeta daily: "My father wanted to take a souvenir from Hitler. He first wanted to cut off his head, but later he decided to cut off his penis."
HAHAH YOU DAD IS GAY FOR HITLER
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Old 2004-10-07, 10:18 AM   [Ignore Me] #8
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He added that the mummified penis was just two-and-half-inches long.
LOLZOR! I knew the dude was compensating! Hitler had a tiny wang! Hitler had a tiny wang! Hitler had a tiny wang! That cracks me up. The bastard deserved it.
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Old 2004-10-07, 10:21 AM   [Ignore Me] #9
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holy shit. greatest eBay item ever.
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Old 2004-10-07, 03:14 PM   [Ignore Me] #10
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DNA test it? Does anyone even have Hitler's DNA?
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Old 2004-10-07, 03:52 PM   [Ignore Me] #11
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He added that the mummified penis was just two-and-half-inches long.
So now we all know the true reason of WW2... no wonder he became allies with Japan they all had something in common.
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Old 2004-10-07, 03:59 PM   [Ignore Me] #12
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I thought the germans burned Hitler's body for the exact reason that the Russian's wouldn't cpature it and do soemthing like this too it...
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Old 2004-10-07, 05:30 PM   [Ignore Me] #13
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I love how they quoted "penis" in the title, like it's some mythical creature.
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