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2004-10-31, 12:12 AM
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I found this story whilst I was browsing non EO-related forums. It's a great read if you understand the game.
"WHAT THE ****?" I slammed my finger into the MWD hotkey again; this must be some sort of joke, some temporary bug in the game. "Your ship does not have a sufficient amount of energy to use that." The bullets from his machinegun pinged off my shields, doing considerably damage, and I knew it was only a matter of time. I watched in terror and heartache as my ship slowly cruised towards the warp gate; each bullet into its side was like a cut into my heart. I was carrying 30 million credits worth of goods, and I was NOT going to let those goods be destroyed. My only hope was to try and enter hyperspace, try and get away, try ANYTHING to recover my money. But alas, a moment before my finger stroked the hyper-drive hotkey, his ECM ray drained my ship of its energy. I messaged Lando, desperate for survival. "I'll give you 5 million credits if you let me go. PLEASE MAN." He responded with a dual-volley of Phalanx Rockets. My formidably armored industrial ship was now on fire, each lick graphical lick of flame consuming the last vestiges of my morning optimism. I was dead now, and I knew it. I force-ejected from my ship, hoping that he wouldn't destroy it if it was unoccupied. My pod hovered in space, like a small child seperated from its parent. I jammed my finger into the hyperspace key, and moments later, I blasted off into the stars. By the time I was tens of kilometers away, I saw a small speck of light in the galactic horizon. The ****er had destroyed my ship. http://static.circa1984.com/the-big-scam.html |
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2004-10-31, 12:14 AM
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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2004-10-31, 12:43 AM
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O M F G THIS MAN IS AMAZING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. Last edited by AztecWarrior; 2004-10-31 at 12:45 AM. |
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2004-10-31, 12:47 AM
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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2004-10-31, 01:38 AM
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That is the best story I have read in months. I'm actually going to print this out and hand it to friends, wow.
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2004-10-31, 01:24 AM
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Holy fucking shit. That person is my new role model. I have a craving to play Eve now. That reminds me of my old computer instructor. He said he "knew a guy"
 that had broke into extremely protected peices of information, but did nothing. He only did it to see if he could. But DAMN that was one hell of a story.Edit: That instructor was arrested, FBI never told us why.
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Last edited by Lonehunter; 2004-10-31 at 01:25 AM. |
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2004-10-31, 03:02 PM
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good.
NEED MOAR SHIPS 4 MY FLEET! So far we have about 6 of us. I am currently transitioning from Teir 3 Crusiers to batttleships so you will have plenty of firepower to back you. The larger our fleet becomes the more damage we can do to our enemys.
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