The Perfect Lie

Jaged · 2004-11-04, 10:10 PM

I know some of you must be good at thinking up lies. Can any of you find the perfect lie to solve this problem?

Me and my gf get off of school at 2. Her mom picks her up at 4. We usualy walk over to my house for a couple of hours of quality alone time. We both agree that we need more time at the house alone. The only problem is that her mom dosen't want her at my house. If she ever found out where her daughter was the results could be catastrophic. My parents are not not a problem. What lie could we use to let her stay over here as long as possible?

And, I know someone else is going to say it, so let me beat you all to the punch. DHITB!

Triggar · 2004-11-04, 10:12 PM

She can't use the old line, "I'm really not doing well in [subject] so I'm going over to [girl's] house, she's really good at it and she said she'd tutor me"?

Jaged · 2004-11-04, 10:13 PM

Well it has to be at my house, cause her parents would never leave us alone. And her parents know about me, so it would be hard to convince them I was her tutor.

JetRaiden · 2004-11-04, 10:18 PM

such a simple problem.

whats the school near?

could you say that you just went to get something to eat?
walked around town?
get at the school before they pick her up, and say she stayed late to study or whatever?
Its not a very difficult scenario.

btw, Ive never been caught in a lie (at least with my parents)

and pics of the gf.

edit: also be as simple as possible, but dont be too vague. just give them enough to keep em satisfied, but not asking for more.

Angel_of_Death · 2004-11-04, 10:42 PM

Originally Posted by JetRaiden

btw, Ive never been caught in a lie (at least with my parents)

Are you kidding me? Never been caught doing something bad?

The number of times my friends or I am caught doing something bad, or having just finished doing something bad, is astronomical

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JetRaiden · 2004-11-04, 10:45 PM

Originally Posted by Angel_of_Death

Are you kidding me? Never been caught doing something bad?

The number of times my friends or I am caught doing something bad, or having just finished doing something bad, is astronomical

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I got a clueless mom. Ive been around her with friends completely wasted and shes just like "oh, you guys are so funny"

Darksim · 2004-11-04, 11:26 PM

Skip school. Plenty of time.

Triggar · 2004-11-04, 10:15 PM

Haha, have her actually tell them the truth.

"Mom, Dad, I know you don't want me to go over there because you think we'll do inappropriate things for kids our age. But I want to assure you that our intentions and our actions are entirely innocent, and I don't want to have to sneak around behind your back or lie to you. So I'm asking for you to trust me, and let me spend time over there each day instead of sneaking out at night and disappearing on the weekends."

Jaged · 2004-11-04, 10:16 PM

hmm.... thats actualy not a bad idea. I am not positive it would work, but it may be worth a try.

EarlyDawn · 2004-11-04, 10:16 PM

It actually might work. Consider it a last resort.

Jaged · 2004-11-04, 10:24 PM

shitty pic but its all i got. She is much hotter then she looks in this pic.

DaShiznit · 2004-11-05, 11:30 AM

Dude. Just have her say that she's going over to a friend's house and have her go over to your place. And sure...your intentions are completely honorable

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Haha, have her actually tell them the truth.

Trig, did you actually have parents? Myabe yours were a lot different from mine, but I'm guessing her parents will go spastic if she said that and deadbolt her in her room.

5) You are GAY and only want to talk about how to attract men together

Not sure about this one. I tried it once, but I had to draw the line at the leather pants and crotch piercing. You can only take the role so far.

Triggar · 2004-11-05, 12:24 PM

Yeah I actually have parents - my mom's the kind of person who can see through any lie you toss her way and will beat the shit out of you for having the nerve to think she couldn't. She also realises that her kids are human, and that they're going to do things that she did when she was our age. She also realises that trying to stop us would make us want to do it more. So she's pretty realistic with how she laid the law down. Afterall, neither me nor my two sisters or brother are drunks, skanks, or any of that other good stuff.

Firefly · 2004-11-05, 04:57 PM

I have read your request, thought about it, and have decided that I cannot help you lie to your parents.

Jennyboo · 2004-11-05, 10:10 PM

Originally Posted by Firefly

I have read your request, thought about it, and have decided that I cannot help you lie to your parents.

No but you can give him positive feed back on how to approch her parents, give him good advice .