ATTN: PSU:MA Attendee's

[Squeeky]

Who here remembers the last Sunday of PSU:MA. Most people in my suite, and everyone for that matter, remembers me freaking out because I lost my wallet. Well, 2 weeks ago, my dad's office got a package for David Grandis. The little asian mail lady was smart enough to give it to my dad. My dad opened it and inside was a wallet. The package came from Universal Studios in Orlando, FL. Inside was my wallet with a $2.00 check. Apparently they dont mail cash, so they pocketed the money and wrote me a check. I had $2.00 in there.

Inside was my Bank Card (Cancelled), Subway Stamps (FUCK YES), Starbucks card with $16.72 credit, Health Insurance Card, Social Security, School ID. The only thing odd was that I now had 2 condoms in my wallet. I originally had one. This one was also a different brand. The second I saw that i busted up laughing. My dad's such a joker

BTW, It was mailed to my dad's office because the only address on anything in my card was the health insurance card.

[martyr]

bahahahaha
awesome


edit... don't carry your social security card, lock it somewhere fireproof

[Squeeky]

Originally Posted by martyr

edit... don't carry your social security card, lock it somewhere fireproof

I know

I carried it incase I needed a second form of ID for the Airlines.

[Infernus]

Originally Posted by martyr

bahahahaha
awesome


edit... don't carry your social security card, lock it somewhere fireproof

or carry a copy...

[Fragmatic]

[Triggar]

I'm so glad you found it! I bet it fell out of your pocket while we were on a ride or something.

No, actually, I blame that guy from the Back to the Future Ride who kept squirting me with his squirt gun, the dick!

[Fragmatic]

Originally Posted by Triggar

No, actually, I blame that guy from the Back to the Future Ride who kept squirting me with his squirt gun, the dick!

[Squeeky]

Originally Posted by Triggar

No, actually, I blame that guy from the Back to the Future Ride who kept squirting me with his squirt gun, the dick!

Haha, the dude in the goofy helmet? Ya, I was about to shove that fucking squirt gun where the sun dont shine.

[starbum]

Hahahahahahahahahahaa

Thats awesome, Squeeky. I remember searching the rooms with you trying to find that damn thing. haha.

[ObnoxiousFrog]

[15:08:35] [+CDL-ObnoxiousFrog]: holy crap, squeeky carries condoms in his wallet
[15:08:39] [+CDL-ObnoxiousFrog]: what a dick
[15:08:54] [PSU-Triggar]: Frog, the Mobilization is July 15th through the 18th
[15:08:56] [Infernus]: so does my boyfriend =/
[15:09:07] [+CDL-ObnoxiousFrog]: yeah, but you guys fuck like rabbits
[15:09:10] [+CDL-ObnoxiousFrog]: so its all good there
[15:09:11] [Infernus]: true
[15:09:39] [PSU-Triggar]: I'd beat the shit out of JOhn if he carried a condom in his wallet
[15:09:43] [Infernus]: well... we try
[15:10:07] [+CDL-ObnoxiousFrog]: guys who carry around condoms insinuate that they believe that they will constantly be in disadventageous positions where girls throw them into a locked box 20 miles away from civilization and strip naked

[Triggar]

Ass

[OneManArmy]

always a good thing! glad you got your wallet back... took em a while though....

[Squeeky]

Carrying a condom in your wallet is like carrying a bandaid. Always gotta be prepared

[ObnoxiousFrog]

Originally Posted by Squeeky

Carrying a condom in your wallet is like carrying a bandaid. Always gotta be prepared

I carry toothpicks and a crumpled gift card from Rave Girl in mine.

[martyr]

Originally Posted by Squeeky

Carrying a condom in your wallet is like carrying a bandaid. Always gotta be prepared

but... who here actually carries a band-aid in your wallet? you don't