ahh save me!

[Jaged]

We are just about to leave for the beach for thanksgiving (family tradition) and I was just informed that none of my cousins can come. This means I am going to be the only one under 50. Kill me now.

[ViperGTS]

Pistol to the temple.

[Fragmatic]

Originally Posted by ViperGTS

Bolt Driver to the temple.

Fixed.

[BUGGER]

Hide yourself in a bag and throw yourself into the Atlantic Ocean.

[ObnoxiousFrog]

Get out of your chair, start masturbating onto the table while moaning "ooooh Archibald", then calmly sit down and ask for the gravy, then say "OH WAIT I ALREADY HAVE SOME!"