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2006-01-14, 06:23 PM
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Contributor Major General
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Im sick and tired of this bullshit. Ive already asked my crew at work. They went with Chuck Norris nearly 42 : 2. Ive decided... so I bought both Chuck Norris and Vin Diesel and put them in a giant Cage. The cage has an item generator at each end. This item generator can spawn ANYTHING.
READY!?  Vs.  FIGHT
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2006-01-16, 05:16 PM
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Contributor Major General
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Chuck Norris actually knows how to fight. Vin Diesel only knows how to act.
Chuck Norris would pwn him with a super flying dragon kick of doom. Oh wait. The item generator thingy. Hmm... well I guess if Vin Diesel had an UMP it might make things a bit more fair, but as you can see Chuck Norris already has his revolver. He'd probably run up the cage wall, do a backflip and empty his .38 into Vin's head. Game over. Last edited by Electrofreak; 2006-01-16 at 05:18 PM. |
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2006-01-16, 11:04 PM
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Lightbulb Collector
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The correct answer is get the HELL out of Barrens Chat.
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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