Man throws Penis at Officer

[Hamma]

Fik, 33, cut off his own penis during a Northwest Side rampage Wednesday morning. When confronted by police, Fik hurled several knives and his severed organ at the officers, police said. Officers stunned him with a Taser and took him into custody.

http://www.suntimes.com/output/news/cst-nws-ouch17.html

WTF?

[Geist]

WTF? This guy is stupider then then that guy who sued himself.

[Hamma]

I love how after that, they tasered him.

[Lonehunter]

Good way to get into a Psyc ward instead of prison

[Ivan]

The police should sell his penis on Ebay.

[Entra]

Haha...

Reattached.

Dunno why I found that funny, haha.

[Ivan]

Even if I was trying to look crazy, I still would go as far as to cut off my own penis.

[OneManArmy]

Originally Posted by Ivan

Even if I was trying to look crazy, I still would go as far as to cut off my own penis.

we know you would ivan, we know....

[Heavygain]

Ehh, least hes got the balls to do something like that......

Then again. WTF?

[Hamma]

Hey at least he didn't go "Balls to the wall"

[Giovanni]

Well let's look at it on the positive side... he's been removed from the gene pool.

[Ivan]

Originally Posted by Giovanni

Well let's look at it on the positive side... he's been removed from the gene pool.

Not necessarily. The penis does not produce sperm. It�s just the �turkey baster.� If he cut off his testicals then he would be severing himself from the gene pool. Plus they can reattach his penis if they put it on ice and do it within the hour.

[Setari]

Or they could just fry it up and sell it at kfc.

[OneManArmy]

you would eat there. you homo.

[Hamma]

I know which one you mean but I have no idea whom the band is.

Originally Posted by OneManArmy

you would eat there. you homo.

Aye - we'd sit at the same table.