Duke Nukem Forever Vaporware

Hamma · 2006-03-23, 09:19 AM

http://www.kotaku.com/gaming/pc/dnf-...ast-162190.php

To celebrate the imminent arrival of Duke Nukem Forever 2 in the year 20X6, we here at Kotaku are pleased to present this nostalgic rememberances of the game that never was, Duke Nukem Forever!

Ivan · 2006-03-23, 10:20 AM

We�d link the 2014 E3 video of DNF2 using the Doom 12 engine, but our flux capacitator is out of order.

LesserShade · 2006-03-23, 10:24 AM

My favorite DNF quote was on /. last month.

""The rovers Spirit and Opportunity were proposed, authorized, announced, designed, launched and successfully landed upon Mars within the timeframe of Duke Nukem Forever's development."

and that's a government project

Hamma · 2006-03-23, 10:27 AM

Ivan · 2006-03-23, 10:28 AM

We can send two space craft to mars in the time it takes them to make a frigging game.

OneManArmy · 2006-03-23, 11:45 AM

thats because they realize duke nukem sucks fat hairy ivan dad balls.

Hamma · 2006-03-23, 11:51 AM

pfft Duke Nukem owned.

It had strippers.

Ivan · 2006-03-23, 12:38 PM

Originally Posted by Hamma

pfft Duke Nukem owned.

It had strippers.

But as I recall they never stripped!

Hamma · 2006-03-23, 01:14 PM

Yea I used to play modem games with a mysterious person up the street we dubbed "Jugghead"

Originally Posted by Ivan

But as I recall they never stripped!

but you could see their pixelated hoo-haa's

MattxMosh · 2006-03-23, 05:18 PM

Originally Posted by Hamma

Yea I used to play modem games with a mysterious person up the street we dubbed "Jugghead"

but you could see their pixelated hoo-haa's

"I know a code for this game"

"Oops I did it wrong"

Reset.

Wash rinse repeat 80000000 times.

MattxMosh · 2006-03-23, 12:35 PM

Duke Nukem 3D was fantastic....the rest all sucked.

At least the ones that sucked were released though.

LesserShade · 2006-03-23, 12:42 PM

duke nukem 3d was the best. I made maps for that shit left and right and then would call up my friends and 1v1 deathmatch over the phone. I'd map in a bunch of hidden weapons and traps that would be impossible to know about unless you actually programmed the thing. Cheating rocks.

Ivan · 2006-03-23, 01:15 PM

And I'm sure you touched youself like that kid and the Dark Elf from WoW.

Hamma · 2006-03-23, 01:37 PM

Actually I went over to my DOS JPG viewer and viewed some porn afterwards. Damn kids these days don't realise how hard it was to get a quality free fix of porno back in the mid 90's

Ivan · 2006-03-23, 02:24 PM

I remember downloading porn on my friends 28k modem. That was my fourth internet experience in my life.