Who wants a beta key?

Bazilx · 2012-06-09, 06:51 PM

Ok, here is the game people. I have a beta key I don't need, for the first time in my life I have all the power and you are all my pawns in my little game of life.

Now, seeing as how you are all on different continents I feel a battle royale sort of contest where I place you all on an island with a randomly chosen weapon and have you fight to survive is pretty implausible.

Instead I have decided that the best way to choose who is most well suited to recieve this key is the person who writes the most hateful message about me! Like how I am being a horrible person for making a game out of this instead of just giving it away to someone who deserves it and how you don't even want the key and anyone can get it easily and as such this is a stupid thread, wins!

Whoever is the best Hater of me by the time I get to work tomorrow wins!

WELCOME! TO THE PLAYER HATERS BALL!

ArmedZealot · 2012-06-09, 06:52 PM

You don't happen to be a bittervet do you? If you are then I'm the right man for this.

JHendy · 2012-06-09, 07:30 PM

Originally Posted by ArmedZealot

You don't happen to be a bittervet do you? If you are then I'm the right man for this.

You overrate your ability to cause offence.

Meatstick, you have a talent.

ArmedZealot · 2012-06-09, 07:40 PM

Originally Posted by JHendy

You overrate your ability to cause offence

Tell MrBloodWorth and WildVS that.

JHendy · 2012-06-09, 07:43 PM

Originally Posted by ArmedZealot

Tell MrBloodWorth and WildVS that.

Insert 'looks like we've got a badass over here' meme.

ArmedZealot · 2012-06-09, 07:44 PM

Originally Posted by JHendy

Insert 'looks like we've got a badass over here' meme.

Me and you could get along.

NMnine · 2012-06-09, 08:26 PM

You! You insignificant maggot! What a joke. Revolting. Face of a toad, body of a scarecrow and penis of an ant. Did you use yogurt instead of shampoo again? Because your hair looks like shit. Makeup is for women, asshole, and practice staying inside the fucking lines of a coloring book before putting on that tranny lipstick next time.

The violent fits of public rage that erupts whenever you emerge from your "incest cavern" are most entertaining, as was your mothers reaction the first time she saw you: Cascade vomiting, diarrhoea and shouting. All at the same time.

I would like to know if you have at any point had any activity in your sand-grain sized brain that did not result in you licking a window. I'm genuinely curious. Does your mother still wipe your ass after you take a shit too? Bet she does. Btw have you always been a nazi? I heard you're a necrophiliac and I am not surprised. The chances of you landing a partner that is even breathing, much less a human, is i'd say roughly one divided by infinity. Corpses dont count so you're still a virgin.

I know mental retardation runs in your family but cannibalsim is not hereditary. Stick to munching dried roadkill for now and you might stay out of prison a day or two. Was it the left or right half of your brain that was missing? I forget.

How old are you anyway? Its hard to tell because your skin looks like a blob of mashed up raisins dated sometime in the BCs but mentally you are like a one year old: Can ALMOST say a few words but everything you say is completely pointless and everyone who heard it just gets annoyed by the noises you make.

Anyway, this was fun.. we must do it again.. altough i hope you will never get the time to read this since i spend every concious moment hoping for your death. Toodeloo!

PS. You're a bed-wetter.

TeaReks · 2012-06-09, 08:28 PM

FOAD

Nax · 2012-06-09, 06:52 PM

You suck, key please.

Envenom · 2012-06-09, 06:58 PM

Top Sgt · 2012-06-09, 06:58 PM

hate hate hate hate hate

i don't need a key.. but had to comment the player hater's ball is hillarious

"next ..... interupts me is gettin shot"

"pitbull"

Nice job being creative bro..

Bazilx · 2012-06-09, 07:08 PM

Originally Posted by elfailo

He doesn't actually have a beta key, he just wants to see people get banned. How could this not be obvious?

That's the spirit!

MyMeatStick · 2012-06-09, 07:09 PM

I shudder to write this name; this pox, this word from hell, this utterence this Bazilx. You volumous pile of pavement scrapings. Kennel floors are littered with faecal entities more deserving of dignity than yourself. You are so nauseatingly dim you probably haven't the least idea why I have been moved to vent my feelings, however, delicately, concerning your snivelling existence. I care more about the gunge behind my big toenail than I care for you. At least the microbial life in the former has not systematically set out to bring despair and suffering to the peoples of the world. The only constructive suggestion I can make to you is that you end it all now in the hope, albeit vain hope, that your soul re-enters the world in something more useful, more meaningful, and not nearly so unpleasant. If you cut your losses now, and exit this mortal coil you could return as say, a leech or a slug. I of course, will have the salt ready. Single-handedly, you have wrenched all meaning out of life. Congratulations. The worst insult that can be hurled at you in some cultures is to signify that your mother was a pig. But I only feel an immense, overwhelming sorrow for the sad sow that begat you. I have had fantasies about attacking you with a machete, but I dare not. I once cut up a starfish, which was so neurologically simple that each piece grew into a clone of the original. Your coleopteron brain no doubt shares certain appalling similarities with such creatures. Physically, mentally, socially, even aesthetically, you are quite simply disgusting. To hear you snorting you way through what you imagine to be social discourse is to know that language has done nothing for the advancement of this species. How you managed to survive childhood without a close relative slowly and deliberately pressing their thumbs against your throat had me baffled for a long time. And then I realised: halitosis. May all the evils, poxes, pestilences, plagues, woes, travails, miseries and calamities of the world rain down upon your undeserving, snot-snogged self.

Also, I hate you for making me do this for a BETA key

sylphaen · 2012-06-09, 07:18 PM

I laugh at anyone really trying to get a key this way ! Do we really need more entertainment of this genre on PSU ? You could at least have made this thread about PS related themes such as BFRs, driver/gunners, ammo and other favorite-of-the-crowd variations.

But at least, I have to concede you are doing an interesting social experiment; even though CoD kiddies will always win these trash-talk contests daily without even asking for rewards or being asked their opinion.

In the end, we all know the results of your thread though: it's been confirmed a long time ago that there will always be people whoring out for beta keys. Even SOE makes them do it already on facebook in front of their friends for gold magshots !

Edit: did you pick hater's ball image on the BF forums DICE just closed down ? Or was it sent through the Planetside mail system from a trashtalk hater loser scattermax 4th empire hopper ?

ArmedZealot · 2012-06-09, 07:27 PM

Originally Posted by sylphaen

I laugh at anyone really trying to get a key this way ! Do we really need more entertainment of this genre on PSU ? You could at least have made this thread about PS related themes such as BFRs, driver/gunners, ammo and other favorite-of-the-crowd variations.

I'm just in it for the lols myself.