Script Writer, Director, Editor, Voice-Over

Firefly · 2012-06-25, 10:19 AM

Yeah.

All that shit in the topic line? I do that. And not just with video game films. Currently writing/directing/shooting a 10-minute indie Short called Z-Com. I also get behind the camera, I get in front of the camera, I get upside down with the camera, I get loopty-loop and side-to-side with the camera. I take my clothes off on camera, I take those motherfuckers off off-camera, too.

I'm sick like that.

My production crew, Bravo Whisky Charlie Films, has more talent waiting in chalks behind me. You need a fucking music guy? I got one. I have more than one. You need a graphics and CGI guy? Got two of those bitches. You need hot chicks for your shitty rap video? Lemme pull out my cellphone and call some. You need a chick to get down and freaky with you for your "personal erotic collection"? Call your mom, tell her I said get there ASAP. You need someone to come train your REMF actors on how to hold a weapon without looking like a stupid dipshit? I make 'em look pro. Wearing a beret that looks like a mushroom patty? Mofo, I'll square that shit away dress-right-dress. You need a fight scene choreographed? I'm there - I choreographed four different action movies for Action Film Challenge. Two of them won first place. You need a stuntman? Hit me in the back with a 2x4. I like S&M.

I'm sick like that.

I'm bringing this level of insanity to Planetside 2. Watch me blow away the competition. Lead, follow, or GTFO.