Dropping The Hammer: A Proposal

p0intman · 2012-07-07, 10:50 PM

So, there was much complaining tonight, for many reasons. The VS accuse the TR and NC of actively cooperating to boot the vs from old oshur. We simply wanted the same thing, but they accuse anyway.

I've had enough of their smugness. I'm fed up with them. I was going to make this a week of me calling nothing except VS targets and doing everything I could to be a colossal asshole to them.

I've changed my mind. I want it to be a month of the TR and NC actively cooperating and communicating to fuck the VS over, just as they accuse us of. I cannot and will not promise that all NC will follow this (indeed, some will actively work against it) but I would like to think that most NC would agree that the VS need an ass kicking properly.

Thoughts, TR? Consider this an olive branch from me.

JeffBeefjaw · 2012-07-07, 10:57 PM

Sounds good, i'll use my globals

Snowfake · 2012-07-07, 10:59 PM

If it ever lets TR back into the game.

WiteBeam · 2012-07-07, 11:02 PM

/sign

If someone has a problem with you for no reason, give that mother fucker a reason.

Bravix · 2012-07-07, 11:01 PM

Bring it. Everyone knows that without your Jackhammers and MCG's that you're all just zerglings. It's been proven every time there's an even popped battle on Oshur. I don't think I've ever lost a battle on Oshur with even pops.

So if you're so pathetically weak that you have to team up to take us out, I for one welcome the challenge.

RodenyC · 2012-07-07, 11:05 PM

Originally Posted by Bravix

Bring it. Everyone knows that without your Jackhammers and MCG's that you're all just zerglings. It's been proven every time there's an even popped battle on Oshur. I don't think I've ever lost a battle on Oshur with even pops.

So if you're so pathetically weak that you have to team up to take us out, I for one welcome the challenge.

This x 2.

Gimpylung · 2012-07-07, 11:27 PM

This is great news.

NC and TR spend last days of Planetside 1 holding hands and getting all snugly. I'm so happy for you guys. Its so fitting. It takes such courage to finally face up to you you really are inside.

Best of luck in your new relationship, the VS are rooting for you guys, we're not here to judge you

Bravix · 2012-07-07, 11:30 PM

Originally Posted by Gimpylung

This is great news.

NC and TR spend last days of Planetside 1 holding hands and getting all snugly. I'm so happy for you guys. Its so fitting. It takes such courage to finally face up to you you really are inside.

Best of luck in your new relationship, the VS are rooting for you guys, we're not here to judge you

All this time, the NC didn't really hate the TR. They just really 'liked' them, and didn't know how to show it! They've been flirting all along!!!

Tasteoclese · 2012-07-08, 12:37 AM

Originally Posted by Gimpylung

This is great news.

NC and TR spend last days of Planetside 1 holding hands and getting all snugly. I'm so happy for you guys. Its so fitting. It takes such courage to finally face up to you you really are inside.

Best of luck in your new relationship, the VS are rooting for you guys, we're not here to judge you

I would imagine the VS would be rooting for us, having come out of the closet so long ago. Or rather, the VS never really knew the existence of the closet. You stumbled upon that alien technology and thought "Man, that looks pretty good. I think I'll put it in my mouth now...". *slurp slurp slurp*

Bravix · 2012-07-08, 12:55 AM

Originally Posted by Tasteoclese

I would imagine the VS would be rooting for us, having come out of the closet so long ago. Or rather, the VS never really knew the existence of the closet. You stumbled upon that alien technology and thought "Man, that looks pretty good. I think I'll put it in my mouth now...". *slurp slurp slurp*

And kool-aid was never so delicious.

jangio · 2012-07-07, 11:09 PM

Originally Posted by Bravix

Bring it. Everyone knows that without your Jackhammers and MCG's that you're all just zerglings.

Let's see what happens to vs when they don't have max units.

Bravix · 2012-07-07, 11:13 PM

Originally Posted by jangio

Let's see what happens to vs when they don't have max units.

If we could disable all Heavy Assault weapons, there would be no need for VS MAX units. It'd be beautiful :')

Effective · 2012-07-08, 06:13 PM

Originally Posted by Bravix

If we could disable all Heavy Assault weapons, there would be no need for VS MAX units. It'd be beautiful :')

lol bullshit. Even when the lasher was OP as shit, VS STILL had the most max units out of any empire.

sylphaen · 2012-07-07, 11:15 PM

So everyone with only common pool ? Should be interesting.

Zulthus · 2012-07-07, 11:16 PM

Just limit everyone to a Punisher with standard ammo. Then we'll see who the real men are.