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2003-05-06, 03:20 PM
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First Sergeant
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Leaked Beta info 4.0
Omfg! You guys won�t believe this, but people have hacked into the PlanetSide servers and are playing it, Right now! I don�t know why the Devs arnt kicking them all off for hacking into the Beta testing�maybe they don�t know�maybe they all hide when the Devs walk by! I gotta do something to fix it! Anyway I have some more leaked beta info from my spies. We all know that cheating is bad, and cheaters deserve to be covered in chocolate sauce and sprinkles then be tied up outside the Weight watchers club 5 mins before closing time�.But my spies have found some really great cheats for planetside!! They are really secret and the Devs might ban you if they catch you using them so you all have to promise not to tell on me if I share. Ok promise?...................Good!  1) Staypuff marshmallow man mode: this Cheat turns you into everyone�s Favourite 100ft tall mountain of gooey yummy ness Mr StayPuff! your super powers will include, Choking Hazard, disturbing the peace, Stomping on churches, climbing Empire state buildings, being made of marshmallow�Some pretty impressive powers huh?  2) Dirty stinkin camper mode: this cheat is frowned apon because it allows the user to stand Super still, even stiller than the game designers thought possible, this cheat can be used for up to and beyond 10 hours at a time, giving you the super human ability to stand still and not do anything!! Look at this live feed from the PS servers, this guy is using the dirty stinkin camper cheat right now! Live! Watch him stand super still! Click here 3) God mode: this is the single most powerful cheat in PlanetSide, use it carefully. God mode allows you to be 100% invincible, unless someone shoots at you enough and you run out of hit points. Use this cheat with care, if someone catches you using god mode then they will use it too, soon everyone will be invincible until they run out of hit points! You can download all these Great cheats HERE Sony�s evil plans to steal money from your credit card was uncovered by gamers in Australia 2 weeks from now! (its common knowledge that Australia is 12 days ahead of time) Games where shocked to find after they installed PlanetSide their game was held for the ransom of $12.95 per month or they would not be aloud to play!! this is shocking news. Luckly these gamers spotted this before the rest of the world was tricked into paying $12 per month for nothing! God bless you Australia! Hacking PlanetSide guide! Don�t tell Dave Step 1: Install and play PlanetSide Step 2: pick something you are no good at doing, eg. Sniping, tank gunning Step 3: get pissed off because you are not skilled at these tasks Step 4: Accuse people who are skilled at these tasks �CHEATERS!1!!� Step 5: Go to http://www.PlanetSide.com/beta/forums Step 6: Bitch and moan about something you are unskilled at being to hard Step 7: Repeat Step 6 Step 8: See Step 7 Step 9: Celebrate as the Dev�s tire of your complaining like a Single mother after a long day of shopping Step 10: Go play with your new Toy Step 11: If someone kills you while playing throw Step 10 out of the pram and repeat step 6 Contingency plan Step 9 has been Nerfed!! You are back to square one! What can you do?! Complete step 5 and copy/paste this into a thread �Omfg! You F*ing noobs! The (insert name of Step 9 here) is F*ing uselss now! You cant kill anyone with it!!1! if you don�t change it back to the way it was, when I used it to Qwntigicatonacat* people, then I will tell all my friends not to buy planetside and their friends and their friends! And we will all go play Starwars galaxies and you will go out of business and be hobos and I will walk past you in the street and laff and not give you money for new shoes cos your old shoes have holes cos you are a hobo!11 then I will go to the mcdonalds and by 1 squillion big Macs and eat them infront of you and not give you any and watch you drool and get even more hungry because you havnt eatin in 7 years because you are a hobo! Then after I am finished my big macs I will go and sew Mcdonalds because I am to stupid to know that junkfood is bad for me and I will win because this is America and you are a Hobo and I am not and if you tried this then they would all laff at your getto shoes and send you to jail because you smell like my big macs!!1 Hahah!! Now fix my (Insert name of Step 9 here) or I will make more of these posts and make you read them until their giant badgrammarness makes your eyes bleed and you go out of business and become a hobo! Qwntigicatonacat* (Qu-win-tig-ika-ton-akate) To beat someone quite badly indeed That�s all the leaked beta info I have for now. Remember don�t tell Dave
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2003-05-06, 04:47 PM
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Major
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Being both curious and stupid, I virus scanned and executed the file contained in the zip and found it to be one of the 'nice' pranks listed at http://www.lizardworks.com/pranks.html. Unfortunately, the prank in question (CrazyIcons) didn't work on my computer, and the only indication of a running program was the tray icon that pointed me to their site and terminated the program.
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2003-05-06, 05:20 PM
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"I am Camping Carl, with the power to sit and do nothing!!!" Vanu still suck.... |
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2003-05-06, 08:35 PM
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First Sergeant
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The exe is harmless and virus free.
I sent it to a friend a while back, I claimed it was something EQ related, He phoned me up a few hours later ranting about how he had "A virus that was playing chess with his desktop icons" he was ready to format his computer when I burst out laughing  Props to the guy at www.lizardworks.com great stuff btw, how can the leaked beta info threads be OFN? each one is different (they arnt all 100% funny but there are a few things in each that make me laugh)
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[ -> Squeeky <- ] = Teh RoXXoRz!1! "Damn, Those Vanu bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my ride!" "Rip off my sig and I'll shit down your neck!" |
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