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Old 2003-05-23, 12:07 AM   [Ignore Me] #1
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I know this comes as a shock...


..especially to you Kittie Rescue Service personnel...

I don't like cats a lot. The hairs make me sneeze, and most do not care about you. Notice I said most. Some do. However, the vast majority don't. I also don't like how they're not playful, they prefer to sit around and do nothing. And their colors are dull. Go parrots!
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly.
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Old 2003-05-23, 12:14 AM   [Ignore Me] #2
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waht about bee's on a leash....?
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Old 2003-05-23, 12:17 AM   [Ignore Me] #3
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Dogs hump me... alot... I don't know why, they have a sexual attraction to my leg, just thought you all would like to know that...
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Old 2003-05-23, 12:19 AM   [Ignore Me] #4
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We really needed to know that.
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly.
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Old 2003-05-23, 12:20 AM   [Ignore Me] #5
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I know...
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Old 2003-05-23, 06:39 PM   [Ignore Me] #6
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Old 2003-05-23, 07:26 PM   [Ignore Me] #7
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Ok, That's it, your banned aztec.
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Old 2003-05-23, 07:39 PM   [Ignore Me] #8
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You cant ban people.
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Old 2003-05-23, 07:40 PM   [Ignore Me] #9
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Originally posted by Hamma
You cant ban people.

OMG NEWSFLASH!
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Old 2003-05-23, 07:41 PM   [Ignore Me] #10
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OMG! Salad's back! Yay!
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Old 2003-05-23, 07:43 PM   [Ignore Me] #11
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Originally posted by Flameseeker
OMG! Salad's back! Yay!
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Old 2003-05-23, 08:46 PM   [Ignore Me] #12
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Kittens are full of squeezable joy!

But i digress...
The real topic here is how long till Salad gets banned again?
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Old 2003-05-23, 08:46 PM   [Ignore Me] #13
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Oh no...

Salad, please leave or have Kittenbulbs shot at you.
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Old 2003-05-23, 08:48 PM   [Ignore Me] #14
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Speaking of Kittenbulbs (or Kittenshells, for that matter):
http://www.rathergood.com/blode4/
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Old 2003-05-23, 08:56 PM   [Ignore Me] #15
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Damn that was hella funny

I wanna see 1, 2 and 3.

I prefer this Kittenbulb though...

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