Mormon Crickets Endanger Drivers

[Strygun]

http://www.cnn.com/2003/US/West/06/0....ap/index.html

[TheRegurgitator]

thats scary... killer cricket things

[r3d]

"Their guts and stuff, they just get mashed," said Mike Cooper, a state Department of Agriculture official

He is so good at explaining what makes the road so slippery and stuff.

authorize $250,000 in cricket control measures

Its called pesticide. KTHX

[Searo]

Official 1: *paddles around in boatload of cash*
Official 2: Dude, this cash is supposed to be used to stop the crickets.
Official 1: Err, I spent like .99 already on this "Cricket Launcher", it launches crickets into orbit.
Official 2: Dude, that's a great idea! Can I borrow some of this? Hookers are expensive these days...

[NeoTassadar]

[Sentrosi]

Originally posted by Searo
Official 1: *paddles around in boatload of cash*
Official 2: Dude, this cash is supposed to be used to stop the crickets.
Official 1: Err, I spent like .99 already on this "Cricket Launcher", it launches crickets into orbit.
Official 2: Dude, that's a great idea! Can I borrow some of this? Hookers are expensive these days...

True....

[Wookiee]

I live in utah and I can say that most the people that the crickets kill will be Mormons. In my opinion this is how mother nature.............forgot what I was saying...........Mormons Suck...............Vanu.....................Wookie e.........................Ahhhhh, Door............Me die.

[Squeeky]

Originally posted by Strygun
http://www.cnn.com/2003/US/West/06/0....ap/index.html

How is that funny?

The place is cricket infested.

[Strygun]

In english for squeek:

The crickets are getting smashed on the road, and their guts are "slicker than black ice"

[Hamma]

[Prowler]

Originally posted by NeoTassadar

[Dyganth]

the crickets of the apocalypse!