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2002-12-06, 02:49 PM
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Fungeneer
Station Member Registered: Jul 2001 posted 12-01-2002 09:03 AM user search report post -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1. We've removed all the weapons. It's up to the players to code the stuff we didn't put in. It's very community oriented. 2. Jhilger is the only admin. 3. "Two words: bread baking." 4. Ok, the accusations that the game is really a hardcore BDSM chatroom are true. On the other hand, the Terran medium armor model is still in. 5. We decided jetpacks would greatly enhance gameplay. 6. We decided to fill every base with Tribbles. Everyone loves Tribbles. 7. There is only one weapon, LOVE. 8. The programming team pulled a Heaven's Gate on us. 9. Does anyone here know C++?? 10. Drew Curtis is our server maintanence guy from now on. 11. The game's frontend has been designed by Gator. 12. JHilger is now the producer. RaZeDrX Station Member Registered: Nov 2001 posted 12-01-2002 09:54 AM user search report post -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 13. All the admins will be Tribalwar community members. 14. We decided to use the Quake engine. 15. We're delaying the game to 2012. 16. We upped the costs to $60 a month. 17. We're using Treize's paint skills for all the artswork (those that remember the T-ray will cry now). TerraxNovae Station Member Registered: Jun 2002 posted 12-01-2002 09:59 AM user search report post -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 18. We decided that we should release PlanetSide for the PS2 instead of the PC.
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2002-12-06, 02:50 PM
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enmtpa
Station Member Registered: Feb 2001 posted 12-01-2002 01:48 PM user search report post -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 19. Xanahalf is Now The only Admin 20. Enmtpa is now the only Admin Lithdren Station Member Registered: Jun 1999 posted 12-01-2002 07:54 PM user search report post -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 21. The Purple Shrine was going to be put back as a suprise for beta testers, but we've decided to remove it again. 22. Battle Rank now directly affects your ability to use armor to its fullest potential, this means higher battle ranked members will have higher armor protection. Also, accuracy is now affected by battle rank, while commander rank directly affects one ability to drive all vehicles. The later decision was thought up last night after a few passes of the peace pipe. 23. The Galaxy is out. 24. The Beta acceptance letters have been sent, if you have not recieved one, you're not getting into exclusive beta. In order to be fair to all members of this growing community, if you failed to get into Exclusive beta, you are automaticaly rejected from 'open' beta. 25. The lead programmer has been shot. We have replaced him with 2 billion monkeys, typing away at 4 billion typewriters *some guy in the effeciency department discovered a way to double our programming power, woot!* BenMan26 Station Member Registered: Oct 2001 posted 12-01-2002 10:47 PM user search report post -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 26. All the weapons are now AWPs that can be used as artillery and can shoot through walls and armor. 27. We've taken out vehicles in favor of jetpacks. 28. We've been sold to microsoft. RaZeDrX Station Member Registered: Nov 2001 posted 12-01-2002 11:21 PM user search report post -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 29. The entire game will now be created wtith the help of TW. Tarzimp Station Member Registered: Mar 2000 posted 12-01-2002 11:46 PM user search report post -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 30. You may no longer kill anyone with a ranged weapon. To finish someone off you must leave cover and kill them at point blank range. *boggle SWG devs* RaZeDrX Station Member Registered: Nov 2001 posted 12-02-2002 12:37 AM user search report post -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 31. The game will be renamed to: bunny love. afex2win Station Member Registered: Nov 2002 posted 12-02-2002 08:18 AM user search report post -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 32. Dr-X has been assigned Lead artistic designer. 33. TreizeAtreides is now in charge of redesign and maintainance of the official webpages. SaberMonk Station Member Registered: Jan 2001 posted 12-02-2002 09:37 AM user search report post -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 34. The bolt-driver was renamed the Screw-driver. 35. Stealth suits can walk through walls. 36. You have to spend 75% of your online time sleeping in order to have enough stamina to fight. enmtpa Station Member Registered: Feb 2001 posted 12-02-2002 12:17 PM user search report post -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 37. Nukes have been added to the game 38. weve replaced all the soldiers with Ewoks. Because everyone loves Ewoks. CaptainKola Station Member Registered: Mar 1999 posted 12-02-2002 12:28 PM user search report post -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 39. Woldpack Studios (Shadowbane) now owns this game! Now that is true horror! PeteKill3203 Station Member Registered: Nov 2002 posted 12-02-2002 01:12 PM user search report post -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 40. all the trolls from the infantry boards are now admins. Mausser Station Member Registered: Sep 2001 posted 12-02-2002 03:31 PM user search report post -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 41. The devs are quoted as saying "I liked some of the ideas that guy Army Knife had..."
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2002-12-06, 02:53 PM
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SaberMonk
Station Member Registered: Jan 2001 posted 12-02-2002 05:25 PM user search report post -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 42. All tanks can fly and are invincible. 43. Screwdriver now has blast radius of 40000miles and kills in one hit. youredumb Station Member Registered: Nov 2002 posted 12-02-2002 06:13 PM user search report post -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 44. PS is actually a complicated pen and paper rpg and all of the screenshots are cardboard cutouts. 45. People liked the vanu so much that every one gets those special colors: NC is now torquise and neon yellow with TR being black and bright pink. SaberMonk Station Member Registered: Jan 2001 posted 12-02-2002 07:32 PM user search report post -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 46. PS is a joke, get a life. SilverStryker Station Member Registered: Jan 2001 posted 12-03-2002 02:28 PM user search report post -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 47. We're pushing back release for 2 months. *two months later* 48. We're pushing back release another 2 months. *two months later* 49. We're pushing back relase another 2 months. *five minutes later* 50. We're cancelling the release of PlanetSide due to the large number of suicides related to this game. PeteKill3203 Station Member Registered: Nov 2002 posted 12-03-2002 03:11 PM user search report post -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 51. Petekill has been made manager of this project. Shivalyn Station Member Registered: Jul 2002 posted 12-03-2002 06:13 PM user search report post -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 52. There are now in-game Coca-Cola machines, if you don't reach one within 10 minutes of play you turn into a monkey (AKA slavery in the development department) Alibaba1982 Station Member Registered: Jul 2001 posted 12-03-2002 06:25 PM user search report post -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 53. All games postponed while sony begins development of a new console system, to make sure theres a market for the new system all games both released and in development will be converted to work exclusively on the system. Fhilanthrope Station Member Registered: Dec 2002 posted 12-03-2002 07:00 PM user search report post -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 54. Planetside will now be converted into a MMORPG, get out those magic pixels. dwarf class now available. SaberMonk Station Member Registered: Jan 2001 posted 12-03-2002 08:31 PM user search report post -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 55. PS requires a computer with exactly 1mhz and 3mb of ram. If you do not meet these requirements, you can't play. 56. MAX's can now cloak and have unlimited ammo. LiquidTJ Station Member Registered: Nov 2002 posted 12-03-2002 09:58 PM user search report post -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 57. All in-game and phone technical support staff will be SomethingAwful forum goons. PeteKill3203 Station Member Registered: Nov 2002 posted 12-04-2002 01:10 PM user search report post -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 58. Michael jackson has been made the lead programmer. (in a womanly voice)The only armor is love. Lets all just get along. TheHaunted487 Station Member Registered: Apr 2002 posted 12-04-2002 02:53 PM user search report post -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 59. So, how do you guys feel about turn-based combat? PeteKill3203 Station Member Registered: Nov 2002 posted 12-04-2002 03:45 PM user search report post -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 60. We've hired the development team behind the Dreamcast to create a console for this game, because as you already know, we have changed it to a console game. rabidmutt Station Member Registered: Jul 2001 posted 12-04-2002 03:55 PM user search report post -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 61. Ummmm weren't we supposed to start developing Planetside? -raabid himself BenMan26 Station Member Registered: Oct 2001 posted 12-05-2002 01:48 AM user search report post -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 62. The game's been finished, tested, and boxed for the past year and a half. In fact, all of SOE plays nightly on the server, with full functionality. 63. In reference to above, the tentative release date is now Q3 2004. FALCO64 Station Member Registered: Feb 2000 posted 12-05-2002 03:07 PM user search report post -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 64. The devs hold a meeting to discuss all the excellent ideas made in this thread. 65. The site stops updating and news just completely stops without warning, boards shut down, community left in the dark, just like in sovereign. aduke18 Station Member Registered: Aug 2001 posted 12-05-2002 04:34 PM user search report post -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 66. We have made it with Blowpins youv seen on T.V. 67. The lead programer/artest and the new president of SOE is now the latest newborn at SOE's local hospital. SaberMonk Station Member Registered: Jan 2001 posted 12-05-2002 09:13 PM user search report post -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 68. Planetside now includes many fuzzy woodland creatures, which you can hunt for food and BEP/CEP. 69. PS is no longer a FPS, but is a RTS. 70. We have removed the assault rifles, as they promote too much ammo wasting.
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2002-12-06, 03:02 PM
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Sure, is your backup source www.theonion.com ?
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