Shocking Revalation (sp?)

[Deadlock]

Well yesterday i crapped my pants cause i gota email from PSstratics saying i won a beta spot. So needless to say i didnt sleep much last night due to my excitment (girlfriend made me go sleep on couche cause i couldnt sit still )

But then today i got to wondering about how i won this spot. i went to look at the web page i entered on to see what i had to do.

It turns out i won a contest where i had to write an essay. How in the f'ing hell did i win this? I have to be the upmost shitty'est writer u'll ever come accross. This proves to me theres a god

And thats the shocking revalation

-The end-

[Yuyi]

[LesserShade]

congrats!

[Terik]

Well, theres three explanations for this:

1. Your not as crappy a writer as you think you are

2. You are a crappy writer but the other contestants were crappier

or 3. The contest dudes just picked somone randomly becuase they were too damned lazy to read all of the essays.

Which ever it was, have fun playing PS.

[Squeeky]

grats

[Zarparchior]

Or...

4. It had such horrible grammar and spelling and was worded just so wrong that it would be a crime not to put him into Beta from the sheer entertainment value of attempting to read his essay.

I personally think it's 5, a combination of the above.

Gratz on getting in and hope to see ya there (and frag ya).

[�io]

My money's on #3. Trust me i'm sure.

[Fire_Monkey]

[1024]

Ya i think they just made everyone write an essay just to piss people off

[Lanizer]

5. That they were looking for reasons why you would be a good addition to the beta crew instead of your writing skill.

[Zarparchior]

That sounds realistic and not very funny to me...

[Matuse]

One possibility would be that because of the essay requirement, almost nobody entered