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2003-05-05, 05:45 PM | [Ignore Me] #37 | ||
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I doubt that the site was hacked. Jokes/Conspiracies aside, here are the 2 most likely scenarios, in no particular order.
Scenario 1: {{eMaGyN}} (eMa for short) came back secretly once and 'altered' the Quote Database. Scenario 2: Hamma, Squeeky, Marsman, Shogun, someone in the staff, or eMa herself is planning eMa's return, and is giving us 'signs' but not admitting to anything. You are free to come up with your own demented schemes. (Derr she wants to cyber me!!!!!1) and so on.
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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2003-05-05, 06:54 PM | [Ignore Me] #39 | ||
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*Click, click*
Hamma, we have to talk.
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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2003-05-16, 11:30 PM | [Ignore Me] #42 | ||
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Ahem, that was an example scheme. I have my own girlfriend-in-the-making. I don't stalk eMa.
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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