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2003-05-08, 05:30 PM | [Ignore Me] #34 | ||
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FMJ easy one
Guess this: "What's your name? " "Shoot him!" (xxx goes to pistolwhip xxxx but he catches his arm) "LET-GO-OF-THE-GUN!" "Your obviously the big dick and the man on either side of you are your balls. You know there are two types of balls. Big, brave balls and little minzy ****** balls." "These are your last words so make them a prayer!" "Your shrinking and so are your balls. You lack vision. Dicks aren't really clever. They smell some pussy and want a piece of the action. You thought you smelled some good old pussy and brought your two little ****** balls along for a good ole time. But your mistaken. There's no pussy here, just a dose that will make you wish you were born a woman. And the fact that your guns say replica and mine says Desert Eagle .50 should precipitate your balls into shrinking along with your presence. Now FUCK OFF!!" THE QUOTE OF THE MILLENIUM. PERIOD. |
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2003-05-08, 05:34 PM | [Ignore Me] #35 | ||
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THAT IS A FUCKING AWESOME QUOTE!!
Please give me the name of the movie so I can see it!!! That quote owns!!!
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2003-05-08, 05:39 PM | [Ignore Me] #36 | ||
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that quote is not from FMJ the lets get into our tights thing is from Robin hood "men in tights"
So Since i guessed correctly, it is my turn. Here it is: Little boy says to a funny man dressed in a mexican suit. "Can I have your watch when you are dead?" Later they go off to find some guy named "el Whappo" thinking it is all for a movie, but when they find out it is for real they shit their pants like little sissies.
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_-=[{(*LTC*)}]=-_:LaserTobias Elite Comrade General of LTC. One Man Army Elite Ops Commando LaserTobias's Commando Saying: Give me any gun, and my hands will make it a weapon of mass destruction. Secondary Infantry Position: Cyborg Sniper American Power Supreme |
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2003-05-08, 05:52 PM | [Ignore Me] #38 | ||
Staff Sergeant
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It is clifford!!!!
I heard that before!! Ok now here is my next one!!! "how the hell did you get the beans above the Frank!!!" Zipp......................................OUUUUUUU UUUUUCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
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_-=[{(*LTC*)}]=-_:LaserTobias Elite Comrade General of LTC. One Man Army Elite Ops Commando LaserTobias's Commando Saying: Give me any gun, and my hands will make it a weapon of mass destruction. Secondary Infantry Position: Cyborg Sniper American Power Supreme |
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2003-05-08, 06:07 PM | [Ignore Me] #40 | |||
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Gives me headache just trying to scroll real fast past it!!!
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_-=[{(*LTC*)}]=-_:LaserTobias Elite Comrade General of LTC. One Man Army Elite Ops Commando LaserTobias's Commando Saying: Give me any gun, and my hands will make it a weapon of mass destruction. Secondary Infantry Position: Cyborg Sniper American Power Supreme |
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