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Old 2003-05-20, 11:36 PM   [Ignore Me] #46
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your momma is so fat, Clinton has a new butt buddy.
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Old 2003-05-21, 10:32 AM   [Ignore Me] #47
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Originally posted by UNEEDASSHOE
Your mommas so fat that when she goes to get her shoes shined shes gotta take their word.
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Old 2003-05-21, 03:04 PM   [Ignore Me] #48
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are you that dense that you dont even understand what that means but at least someone got it
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Old 2003-05-21, 03:25 PM   [Ignore Me] #49
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Your mommas so fat that when she walks out to get the mail it measures on the richter scale.
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Old 2003-05-22, 02:53 PM   [Ignore Me] #50
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Your mommas like a big mac, shes full of fat and only worth a buck.
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Old 2003-05-22, 07:08 PM   [Ignore Me] #51
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yo momma is so fat, her ass is a surgical remover at the local hospital.
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Old 2003-05-22, 08:39 PM   [Ignore Me] #52
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Originally posted by UNEEDASSHOE
Your mommas so fat that when she goes to get her shoes shined shes gotta take their word.
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OK, what he was going at was that your mother can't see her feet due to her immense abdominal girth. This being said, when she gets her shoes shined (this requiring her to pay money), she needs to take the word of the shoeshiner that her shoes are, in fact, polished (and that she got her money's worth).
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Old 2003-05-22, 09:40 PM   [Ignore Me] #53
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Re: hmmm.....

Originally posted by LTC:LaserTobias
W.....T.....F......
proof LTC is really dumb...
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Old 2003-05-23, 12:07 AM   [Ignore Me] #54
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Originally posted by ObnoxiousFrog
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OK, what he was going at was that your mother can't see her feet due to her immense abdominal girth. This being said, when she gets her shoes shined (this requiring her to pay money), she needs to take the word of the shoeshiner that her shoes are, in fact, polished (and that she got her money's worth).
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im glad someone could explain that joke to the idiots out there
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Old 2003-06-03, 05:18 PM   [Ignore Me] #55
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Your mommas so fat that she aint never used a phone booth.
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Old 2003-06-03, 06:54 PM   [Ignore Me] #56
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that was... gay...
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Old 2003-06-03, 09:00 PM   [Ignore Me] #57
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Originally posted by {BOHICA}Navaron
So anyway, today is like the 5th day in a row that there have been tornados close to my house. What the hell is that about? Anyone else having funky weather?
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Old 2003-06-03, 09:08 PM   [Ignore Me] #58
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Originally posted by Hamma
This thread sucks.
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Old 2003-06-03, 09:18 PM   [Ignore Me] #59
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Originally posted by Hamma
This thread sucks.
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Old 2003-06-03, 09:29 PM   [Ignore Me] #60
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haha yoru momma is so fat wheniu i swa dru k i would fukll her
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