Unholy Nightmare

[�io]

Originally posted by Flameseeker
He tore open the recently purchased PS box. Shoving the discs into the comp, it installed in about an hour. After updating the launchpad, he connected. Flameseeker registered a Sony acct, and entered the CD-Key for a free month. Then, our hero hit connect. Go. Work.
"No subscription."
"Subscribe here."
I have a free month, right?
Nope.
After spamming message boards, the main character discovers he must buy a month, which will be free.
Bwahahah.
He connects, and completes the 10+ hour download, it's done at 3 in the morning. He sees the shiny "Play" button, but decides to sleep.
Flameseeker gets up, and gets on PS. What's this? After a few hours have passed, the pretty Play button has vanished.
"NOOOOOO!"
He has to leave, so he turns the comp off. After coming back, he finishes the new DL in two hours. He clicks "Training" to hone his skills.
"You need 256 RAM, you have 128, NO PS FOR J00, FOO!"
Why do you hate me, spoon?

[Matuse]

I nominate Flameseeker as posterboy for "NUMBER OF POSTS DOES NOT EQUAL INTELLIGENCE" as so many people think.

Admiral, but he can't read system specs which have been known publiclly for over a month.

[Zarparchior]

We shouldn't call it the Darwin award... that means you're very stupid and also very dead.

I think we should name it after him: The Flameseeker Award of Gallantry (or *** as the acronym). It would award people for doing stupid yet funny things regarding PS, whether in game or out.

How does that sound? I personally like it.

[Grunt]

Heh, sure and for short the award would forevermore be known as THE FLAMER!