Would You Rather...

[MuadDib]

I'd be a midget.....on STILTS!

Would you rather have the Planetside universe become real-life or have the Starcraft one become real life?

[NeoTassadar]

Starcraft, but only if I could be reincarnated as a Protoss. Zerglings are scaawy, though.

Would you rather stay in a bear trap or knaw/cut/break your leg off, should you be stupid/unlucky enough to step on one?

[Searo]

That's a situational type thing.
A. Is it cold?
B. Does the trap seem to be used often?
C. Is there food around? (Nearby)

[Edit: One-Sided retard question, not paying attention.]

Would you rather be rich and hated by everyone, or poor and loved by all?

[NeoTassadar]

Poor and loved. Then it's easy to bum any money you need to fix your situation.

(Regardless of any conditions with the exception of it being rusty, I would wait in that trap to kill the fucker who set it)

Play Civilization 3 or Alpha Centauri (either)?

[Laser2150]

Civilization 3 , its one of my favorite games.

Would you rather drown in a pool of jello, or die in pool of Fudge?

[NeoTassadar]

Fudge. I don't really care what the method of death is. Drowning in jello would mostly only be possible in soft-serve, and that shit is just...ugh.

Piss on electric fence or into hurricane-force winds (the latter after drinks several gallons of water and eating a few pounds of asparagus)?

[Searo]

Eat both.

Would you rather sit here quizzing each other with mildly stupid questions or go out and get a life? (WTF is that?)

Edit: Into a hurricane.
1. Your gonna get wet, and that's gonna wash away the pee.
2. I doesn't like pain down there.

[Frozen-Monkey]

id have to go with mild stupid questions because i already have a life.

would you rather win one billion dollars or screw a movie star?

[NeoTassadar]

Take the million. Seed money.

One million in cash, or 1.5 million in high-risk investments?

[MuadDib]

Cash....to put IN high risk investments

Would you rather drive a Threasher or Pinto to work?

[lightfire]

pinto

would you rather have every game in the world or have a life

would you rather have eMa as your darling wife or free planetside with out the bugs
forever

[Blu3H0riz0ns]

I'd rather have a life.

[Lonehunter]

Would you rather pimp in a sunderer, or a deliverer?

[starrider]

deliverer

would you rather sit on a porqipine or a bed of nails?

[MuadDib]

Bed of nails because if their are enough nails the density doesn't have me getting hurt.

Die of extrme heat or cold?