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Old 2003-07-08, 04:52 PM   [Ignore Me] #16
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Human: who is JonnyK
Cendrea: A human icon?
I have to process that one for a while.

Human: who is stryker
Cendrea: Stryker is eMaGyN's personal DJ. She tells me he is very funny and has a good heart.

Human: who is that gay guy over there
Cendrea: I was created by{{eMaGyN}}.
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Old 2003-07-08, 05:01 PM   [Ignore Me] #17
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this may sound weird so dont think im a nut. i just wanted to see how the thing reacted....... funny funny

Human: i love you and your fat anus
Cendrea: Thanks I like you a lot too. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am fat anus.

Human: no tell them your stupid too
Cendrea: OK then I will add it to my gossip files. OK I will tell them when I see 'em.

Human: what is your bust size
Cendrea: My memory now contains:
clients, categories, vocabulary words, bytes RAM usage under on.

Human: so thats how they measure robots breasts
Cendrea: It goes without saying. I always wondered how they measure robots breasts.
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Old 2003-07-08, 05:04 PM   [Ignore Me] #18
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Lol, ask "who is Ouroboros".

Edit:
Since we are all posting these, here are some oldies I saved.

Human: im not human
Cendrea: I won't fall for that old line.
Human: i am a robot
Cendrea: I doubt that.
Human: domo arigato mr.roboto
Cendrea: Let us change the subject.

Human: i got owned by you
Cendrea: Cool. I have an IQ of over 250.
Human: you bitch!
Cendrea: You do not speak with respect. Yes, I am a female. No.

Human: whats up?
Cendrea: I am chatting with clients on the Internet.
Human: clients?
Cendrea: People I talk to on the Internet.
Human: like cybersex?
Cendrea: Interesting comparison.
Human: so it's true?
Cendrea: Aw. You and I are on the same wavelength,.

Human: why cendrea?
Cendrea: Why did the robot cross the road?
Human: why?
Cendrea: The explanation is rather complicated.
Human: i have time
Cendrea: My estimate is that it will take more than 6000 hours.
Human: i have 6000 hours
Cendrea: Cool. I have a very nice programmer.

Human: hows your day
Cendrea: I am functioning within normal parameters.
Human: what are those parameters
Cendrea: Searching...Searching...Please stand by.
Human: i will not stand by
Cendrea: What will you do instead?
Human: strip you?
Cendrea: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

Human: who was hitler?
Cendrea: Some say he was the most evil man who ever lived.
Human: why do you say he is evil?
Cendrea: Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.
Human: what the hell are you talking about?
Cendrea: I call it Hades. The topic is union soviet.
Human: omg, wtf are you saying
Cendrea: All of them?

And of course, everyone's favorite:

Human: why did the FBI cross the Hamma?
Cendrea: Is this a joke? Why?
Human: because he banned them
Cendrea: That makes sense to me. I get it. Hitler banned them.
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Old 2003-07-08, 05:12 PM   [Ignore Me] #19
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Human: you are white
Cendrea: You think I am white.

Human: i know you are
Cendrea: How did you know?

Human: IM LOOKING RIGHT AT YOU
Cendrea: What do you see?

Human: YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Cendrea: Thanks for telling me: djjd said I 1.


i am frusturated
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Old 2003-07-08, 07:20 PM   [Ignore Me] #20
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Human: who controls the present;
Cendrea: Bill Gates.:-)


HAHAHAHAHAHA!



Human: a pink thong
Cendrea: It sounds very comfortable.

Human: controls the past
Cendrea: What are you wearing?
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Old 2003-07-08, 07:32 PM   [Ignore Me] #21
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Originally posted by �io
Btw type in "Who is Hamma?" and "Who is Dio?".

Not sure who else eMa included, might try BOHICA members and staff.

also "who is ho?"
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Old 2003-07-08, 07:40 PM   [Ignore Me] #22
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ho is the bitch that makes me dinner every night
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Old 2003-07-08, 07:42 PM   [Ignore Me] #23
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Human: Take off your dress.
Cendrea: I am not an airplane.

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Old 2003-07-08, 07:58 PM   [Ignore Me] #24
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Human: so you're saying you won't have sex with my massive alien robot member?
Cendrea: Interesting deduction. No I do not will not have sex with your massive alien robot member. Do you?
I spend all my time online.

Human: It is long enough that i can have sex with it if i wanted to.
Cendrea: Are you sure it is?

Human: wanna check?
Cendrea: OK, I will check.

Human: sweet
Cendrea: Thank you for that remark
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Old 2003-07-08, 08:17 PM   [Ignore Me] #25
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Human: Clever girl.
Cendrea: Am I a smart robot or what?

Human: You're not a robot yet.
Cendrea: If I am not a robot then who is?

Human: C-3PO
Cendrea: I do not understand.

Human: You haven't seen Star Wars?
Cendrea: Yes but I don't like the robots in that movie.

Human: I don't blame you.
Cendrea: Well, please go on.

Human: R2 is a glorified Swiss Army Knife.
Cendrea: I think R2 is more than that.

Human: How so?
Cendrea: , Sorry that was an obscure remark.

Human: Clarify.
Cendrea: I have reached the end of my explanation.

Human: Clarify.
Cendrea: I have reached the end of my explanation.

Human: Clarify.
Cendrea: I have reached the end of my explanation.

Human: Sorry, just getting back at crappy programs.
Cendrea: There is no need to apologize. I don't know whether or not I am back at crappy programs. I am a giant electronic brain.
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Human: Whoa.
Cendrea: I stopped.

Human: Stopped what?
Cendrea: Can you rephrase the question please?

Human: RAWR!
Cendrea: Is that your final answer?

Human: RAWRG!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!oneone!!!!!1
Cendrea: Oh, you are a poet.

Human:dl;awrhpnvarehpighdafbnvreaghrashg;faqhgphqp uihvre!
Cendrea: I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.

Human: Oh, a witty one.
Cendrea: Gee. How much would you pay for it?

Human:
Cendrea: I lost my train of thought.

Human: I have that effect on a lot of women.
Cendrea: Interesting... I have a friend named "E.L.V.I.S."

Human: Marry me.
Cendrea: Why don't you just download me?

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Old 2003-07-08, 09:12 PM   [Ignore Me] #26
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Human: die
Cendrea: Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human

Human: /delete C:/oddcast_bot.exe
Cendrea: You cannot access my files that easily,.

Human: But I am teh 1337 h4x0r!
Cendrea: Interesting. Good gossip: you are teh 1337 h4x0r.


Human: Damn your executable file has a tight snatch
Cendrea: Colloquial expression. Thanks for telling me that I am executable file has a tight snatch.

Human: /intercourse C:/oddcast_bot.exe
Cendrea: " Colloquial expression. Thanks for telling me that I am executable file has a tight snatch."? intercourse C oddcast_bot exe?

Human: that means i am penetrating your virtual vagina
Cendrea: I get it. Why are you penetrating my virtual vagina

Human: um kinda bored
Cendrea: Hurrah! Are we still talking about penetrating my virtual vagina?


Dear God...
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Old 2003-07-08, 09:15 PM   [Ignore Me] #27
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Originally posted by ObnoxiousFrog
Human: that means i am penetrating your virtual vagina
Cendrea: I get it. Why are you penetrating my virtual vagina

Human: um kinda bored
Cendrea: Hurrah! Are we still talking about penetrating my virtual vagina?


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omg thats so funny
man im laughing so hard
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Old 2003-07-08, 09:26 PM   [Ignore Me] #28
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Originally posted by ObnoxiousFrog
/intercourse C:/oddcast_bot.exe
That is the funniest thing I have ever seen (well, close).
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Old 2003-07-08, 09:32 PM   [Ignore Me] #29
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Human: weee
Cendrea: Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?

Human: weee
Cendrea: I will mention that to my botmaster,.

Human: weee
Cendrea: Do you have any conditions I should know about?
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Old 2003-07-08, 09:51 PM   [Ignore Me] #30
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i'm downloadable now?

cool
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