What would your last meal be?

[Flammey]

I think we should do like in the movies. Ban them to an island somewhere, give them weapons, and let them fend for them fucking selves. If they can't get their own food, then fuck them. Let them starve to death. betcha there will be inmates killing inmates to eat.

[GonePostal]

id get a case of yingling black&tan get shit faced


and if they didnt allow that id have some biscuits and gravy

[Doppler]

Originally posted by Flammey
I think we should do like in the movies. Ban them to an island somewhere, give them weapons, and let them fend for them fucking selves. If they can't get their own food, then fuck them. Let them starve to death. betcha there will be inmates killing inmates to eat.

Please tell me your kidding. lets assume your not for a movement and try and hit up all reasons why this is screwed up.

1) Giving prisoners weapons. This is always a no no I dont care if their confined to the moon.

2) Patrolling the island. Concievably a naval presence large enough to keep the island patrolled could cost more then the land based guards of a traditional prison.

3) Is this situation permanent? So there is no chance of parole? Why not save time and kill them.

4) If new evidence comes up how do you retrieve exonerated criminals? This is the primary argument for extendent confinement as opposed to execution.

5) Betcha inmates whould be killing inmates to eat? Two questions really A) if dead inmates was your goal from the first place? B) Do you need to unplug for a while?

[Nimbus]

Laura Bush
Lets see them pull that off.

[Everay]

someone watched too many escape from blah movies, and i do remember a execution system where they would execute so efficently(...) that it would only take a average of 10 days or so before they got to the prisoner. they shut that down

[EarlyDawn]

Wow, they're really into Dr. Pepper. Interesting.

[Zodiac]

Originally posted by LNS0388
Wow, they're really into Dr. Pepper. Interesting.

indeed

[Everay]

yea, i went through it all, and only one or two guys wanted Big red, i mean, id want big red, as the drink for my last meal

[EarlyDawn]

I have a feeling I'm gonna get flamed for this, but what's Big Red?

[Everay]

no flame from me, its my favoret drink, its red, and it tastes good. its also the name of a cewing gum i like.

[Searo]

I'd ask for a gun, a big gun.

"Yeah, I eat metal all the time."

[Bighoss]

I'd ask for some outragously expensive meal, if I couldn't have that, I would ask for 1 ton of ground beef so I could throw raw meet balls at people all night long!!!

[AztecWarrior]

Someone asked for a bag of jellybeans

But seriously, I'd have the most fucking exotic, expensive, outrageous meal ever. All the ingredients you CAN'T find in the US.

[Everay]

yea, like a truffle pie, a truffle pizza, a truffle taco a truffle milkshake and umm, Truffles? Truffle is the only thing i know you cant find in america

[Indecisive]

285 Offender Information Powell James 999001 10/01/2002 One pot of coffee

253 Offender Information
Mitchell Gerald 838 10/22/2001 1 bag of assorted Jolly Ranchers

Lol we got some funky requests..


ROFL

209 Offender Information Barnes, Jr. Odell 998 03/01/2000 Justice, Equality, World Peace

55 Offender Information Santana Carlos 695 03/23/1993 Justice, Temperance, with Mercy

54 Lincecum Kavin 832 12/10/1992 Declined last meal

^^wts why would you decline?