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Old 2003-11-03, 11:33 PM   [Ignore Me] #1
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Did anyone see "Average Joe?"

Firstly I gota preface this by saying I have NEVER enjoyed ANY reality TV... RealWorld, Bachalor, Survivor, none of them...

But today I was setting up my network DVR machine, and I needed something to test record, and "Average Joe" was the first program on the list, so I recorded that.

And I watched it afterwards, and was quite entertained! Basically it is a show where an amazingly beautiful women (Dallas Cowboy, model, etc) said she prefered personality over looks, so they got a bunch of guys ranging from total dorks to average guys... There was a 7' tall, 400lb guy there, there was a 40 year old balding guy, there was the stereotypical "bully" guy, the stereotypical bookworm, etc...

And of course afterwards she was eating her words and saying it was in fact a mistake to say "personality over looks." (But I would guess if she said looks over personality the producers would have just found some IQ10 fabio-looking guys... I picture them giving her a charle horse, and the whole bunch of guys cracking up about her writhing in pain...)

But they showed previews for the episodes to come... And quite a few of the guys get long kisses with her...

So it got me thinking... It is most likely all acting I would assume... So how does her contract work? Does it basically say she can not exclude people just on looks? Does she have to make out with at least five guys? Etc...

Anyone else see this show? What did you think?

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Old 2003-11-03, 11:36 PM   [Ignore Me] #2
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It's all an Illuminati plot. Very little TV for smart people is made as to make us feel odd and in the minority.

Just kidding. Or am I? Fnord.

You suck for watching reality TV.
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Old 2003-11-03, 11:53 PM   [Ignore Me] #3
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when i was some commericials for it i was like WHERES HAMMA!!! (Please dont kill me hamma)
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Old 2003-11-04, 12:21 AM   [Ignore Me] #4
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I wanted to watch this.
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Old 2003-11-04, 12:29 AM   [Ignore Me] #5
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God I hate reality T.V.

A pox upon you and your family for not only watching but enjoying this! <insertevilmagicpoxcastinghere>
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Old 2003-11-04, 12:32 AM   [Ignore Me] #6
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I thought it was fucking hillarous, she was standing there, then the most ugly men in the universe come walking out of the car and shes like "OH MY GOD!1E1?!?"

I almost fell off my chair laughing
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Old 2003-11-04, 12:35 AM   [Ignore Me] #7
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Originally Posted by r3d
I thought it was fucking hillarous, she was standing there, then the most ugly men in the universe come walking out of the car and shes like "OH MY GOD!1E1?!?"

I almost fell off my chair laughing
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Old 2003-11-04, 12:35 AM   [Ignore Me] #8
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What times it on?

Edit: It's on in 30 minutes Pacific Time. WOOT!
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Old 2003-11-04, 01:10 AM   [Ignore Me] #9
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Originally Posted by Happy lil' Elf
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"May a thousand camels infest your armpits."
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Old 2003-11-04, 01:13 AM   [Ignore Me] #10
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Old 2003-11-04, 01:15 AM   [Ignore Me] #11
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dammed Fangary...

Good times!
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Old 2003-11-04, 05:13 AM   [Ignore Me] #12
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I forgot it was on
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Old 2003-11-04, 06:03 AM   [Ignore Me] #13
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It fucking rocked.
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Old 2003-11-04, 12:05 PM   [Ignore Me] #14
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Originally Posted by Hamma
I forgot it was on
If I didn't have a 30K/sec upload cap I could send you it With my new hard drive I won't have to delete anything I record...
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Old 2003-11-05, 01:16 AM   [Ignore Me] #15
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I haven't heard of it. Fnord
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