God a woman?

[Hamma]

I'm pretty offended by any religion thread no matter what is in it, because I believe in no religion.

Short part of this story is: Don't bother creating these threads they only breed useless debate that NOBODY will win.

[Peacemaker]

Teki dont even post there both idiots, so far u havnt done anything wrong so dont do anything wrong. Oni and Aztec stop trolling for Teki

[Onizuka]

Okay, ill stop trolling...?? <insert wtfmustard pic> /shrug

[Bighoss]

It would kick ass if god was like walking around and had a big cane and would smack people with no common sense!

[Blood_Knight]

Ban Stick!

[Lexington_Steele]

I thought that was pretty funny. It wasn't meant to be serious. It sounded like it couuld have been turned into grade 'A' stand up material.

At the same time it wasn't in anyway belittling, or vilifying any religion, nor was it trying to impose a religion on anyone.

[Ait'al]

How did there even get to be an argument about God being a women When its Father son and holy ghost? Unless your talking about another religion when you say god.

[NoSurrender]

ill be happy if god gives me a cookie.

[ZeusCali]

i got a counter if god was a man the angels would have less clothes on, but if god was a woman then they would have clothes, but would god make angels prettier then her?, no then its a man right? no god likes to play both sides of the fence rofl

BTW im with hamma, about not having a religion,
But hey its fun to poke fun at another religion just as long as every one remembers one important thing....


Dont play with fingers you might poke some ones eye out!(silly face)

Btw thx For this thread i for one enjoyed that argument and would like to have the link to the author

[Doppler]

I find the notion that an all powerfull being capable of creation and destruction at will without rhyme or reason whould be confined to one gender at all entertaining. But here's a clue, most holy books were written by men, so therefore god became a male.

Tek, the reason your post is offensive is because slurs like that are not used in a kidding fashion. If i said "all ***** should burn" and then put a -Just kidding after it doesnt make it funny or cute it proves that i'm the type of person that thinks that way even if i try and make it more PC by putting a -Just kidding after it.

[Spider]

DEAR LORD PEOPLE IT WAS MEANT AS A JOKE! READ THE FIRST PARAGRAPH!

It's not meant for any kind of debate or anything the rant itself is only to make reader's chuckle! Damn most people here have sticks up there asses and it aint all pretty!

I think only Lex got the damned thing.

[Zatrais]

Hehe, pretty funny read that thing. As lex said, would be grade a stand up material.

[TekDragon]

I'm dissapointed with the amount of people who are not able to recognize humor, even when it bitch slaps them in the face.

[DoomWarrior]

well y do u think women live longer than us?

[ZeusCali]

oh $hit thats a good point!
Not, it's because it takes men so long to find some one that can stand them, and when they do they don't want them dieing out first.

Look at it this way: If your 75, your wife is 75 and some how or another she still is kinda hot and your glad you still have her, would you want to go threw the heart break of having to watch her die?

God=man