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Old 2003-11-28, 03:31 PM   [Ignore Me] #16
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Originally Posted by EineBeBoP
thats fukin great
Deffinatly one of the best jokes ive heard.


What did the woman say to michael jackson at the beach?





Excuse me sir, your in my son. (son sounds like sun)
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Old 2003-11-28, 04:20 PM   [Ignore Me] #17
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Yeah but lame jokes are cool. That was a great joke by the way, I've heard it before but it's still great.

here's my contribution
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russel (Rustle)

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the mailbox?

Bill

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a hole?

Phil (Fill)


What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on the portch?

Patty O'Furniture
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