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Old 2003-12-09, 08:16 AM   [Ignore Me] #1
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Gimme My Fucking Mayonnaise Bitch!!!


HOUSTON, Dec. 4-- A Texas woman was sentenced to 10 years in jail Thursday for running over the manager of a McDonald?s with her car because she wanted mayonnaise on her cheeseburger.

Nolan [crazy woman] testified that she was putting ketchup on her cheeseburger when she accidentally struck Jenkins.
My ass you accidently ran the manager over. What a fucking nut. Texans=Crazy.

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Old 2003-12-09, 08:37 AM   [Ignore Me] #2
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Old 2003-12-09, 09:21 AM   [Ignore Me] #3
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HEY! im not crazy....or at least i dont think im crazy
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Old 2003-12-09, 09:26 AM   [Ignore Me] #4
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You have to be crazy or raised by crazy folk if you have a name like Waynetta
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Old 2003-12-09, 11:38 AM   [Ignore Me] #5
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Oh man, I almost busted a gut picturing this guy breaking down in court saying, �I gave her everything she asked for � mayonnaise, no mustard, onions � everything I could possibly do for this lady. Mayo, mayo, mayo, and it�s still not good enough!�

Whoops... it was a women that got ran over... Nevertheless...

Broken Pelvis... Eeek...
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Old 2003-12-09, 12:56 PM   [Ignore Me] #6
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How about a taste of your own medicine? OFN
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Old 2003-12-09, 01:00 PM   [Ignore Me] #7
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Old 2003-12-09, 01:02 PM   [Ignore Me] #8
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This fucking pisses me off! I used to work at Wendy's for a part-time job. And I took alot of crap from you fucknut, asshole customers!

If I was still working at Wendy's and I heard this. I'd be tempted to stab every customer in the face for raising their voice at me.

And if anyone here on this forum has complained about thier burger not the way the want it, and then kicked up a show at Mcdonalds or whatever. Please go fuck yourself! The people who complain are the ones who have never worked at a fastfood joint before.

Thank god its in Texas. Hopefully they'll give this bitch the death penalty before I find her.
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Old 2003-12-09, 02:16 PM   [Ignore Me] #9
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That woman's insane.

The story is pretty funny, though.
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Old 2003-12-09, 03:05 PM   [Ignore Me] #10
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Originally Posted by Dharkbayne
How about a taste of your own medicine? OFN
5 days old. Sry, not OFN.
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Old 2003-12-09, 06:24 PM   [Ignore Me] #11
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I usted to inter-web date a texan.....


they're fukin crazy.
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Old 2003-12-09, 06:42 PM   [Ignore Me] #12
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Originally Posted by EineBeBoP
I usted to inter-web date a texan.....


they're fukin crazy.
No shit! The only time I ever tried online dating I met a girl from Texas... We were "together" for over a year... Before I found out she was living off the money she got from her previous husbandS!!! She was 22! husbandS!?!
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Old 2003-12-09, 11:05 PM   [Ignore Me] #13
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holy shit

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Old 2003-12-09, 11:15 PM   [Ignore Me] #14
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Squeeky, I wouldn't be talking. You're already interweb-humping Chelle.
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