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Old 2003-12-15, 08:56 PM   [Ignore Me] #1
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I wish I had a roommate


17 ways to freak out your room mate. (a little lame, but I still found teh funnay)



17. Smoke ballpoint pens.

16. Smile -- All the time.

15. Always flush the toilet three times.

14. Listen to radio static.

13. Open your window shades before you go to sleep each night. Close them as soon as you wake up.

12. Whenever your roommate comes in from the shower, lower your eyes and giggle to yourself.

11. Whenever you go to sleep, starts jumping on your bed . . . do so for a while, then jump really high and act like you hit your head on the ceiling. Crumple onto your bed and fake like you were knocked out . . . use this method to fall asleep...every night for a month.

10. Ask your roommate if he/she has ever looked into the eye's of his/her victim.

9. Whenever his/her parents call and ask for your roommate, breathe into the phone for 5 seconds then hang up.

8. Gather up a garbage bag full of leaves and throw them in a pile in his/her room. Jump in them. Comment about the beautiful foliage.

7. Get a computer. Leave it on when you are not using it. Turn it off when you are.

6. Fake a heart attack. When your roommate gets the paramedics to come, pretend nothing happened.

5. Whenever the phone rings, get up and answer the door

4. Whenever someone knocks, answer the phone.

3. Whenever your roommate walks in, wait one minute and then stand up. With an air of disdain, announce that you are going to take a shower. Do so. Keep this up for three weeks.

2. Buy Sea Monkeys and grow them. Name one after your roommate. Announce the next day that that one died. Name another one after your roommate. The next day say that it died. Keep this up until they all die. 1. Spend all your money on Transformers. Play with them at night. If your roommate says anything, tell him/her with a straight face, "They're more than meets the eye."
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Old 2003-12-15, 09:06 PM   [Ignore Me] #2
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#9 had me rolling.
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Old 2003-12-15, 09:07 PM   [Ignore Me] #3
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LOL nice!

But in regards to the "I wish I had a roommate."

No you don't Having a roommate sucks terribly... You have only a fraction more privacy then you had living with your parents. And worst yet, you WILL hate your roommate... I roomed with a good friend of mine, we had been buds for 10 years before... But within six months we hated each other.

Thats also why I highly recommend living with a girl before proposing...
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Old 2003-12-15, 09:12 PM   [Ignore Me] #4
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Thats also why I highly recommend living with a girl before proposing...
I live with my girlfriend, but it's not like I can sit around smoking ball point pens

I dunno, maybe if I ever want to get rid of her I can start going down the list.
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Old 2003-12-15, 09:12 PM   [Ignore Me] #5
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Originally Posted by Squeeky
#9 had me rolling.
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Old 2003-12-15, 09:13 PM   [Ignore Me] #6
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Very nice.
On a completely diferant note, New sig!(s) Corrosion finally helped me make a .php sig.
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Old 2003-12-15, 09:17 PM   [Ignore Me] #7
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Originally Posted by Squick
LOL nice!

But in regards to the "I wish I had a roommate."

No you don't Having a roommate sucks terribly... You have only a fraction more privacy then you had living with your parents. And worst yet, you WILL hate your roommate... I roomed with a good friend of mine, we had been buds for 10 years before... But within six months we hated each other.

Thats also why I highly recommend living with a girl before proposing...
Bah it's not that bad... I've been living with the same room-mate for like 2 years...

We met at a group therapy I went to once... (stupid crap about death and passing blah blah blah) I met her... we kept in touch now she's my room-mate were in the same situation except for the mental illness!

(I'm scizho and she's only depressive like me...)

We still have alot of space left (big ass appartement and since we both are on a big pension we don't need to work really...) we might get another room-mate... would augment the amount of luxuries we could buy... like hmmm 70 inch plasma screen! *drools*.
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Old 2003-12-15, 09:18 PM   [Ignore Me] #8
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I like to come fresh out of the shower undo my towel and yell helicopter time then spin my penis like a tassle
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Old 2003-12-15, 09:31 PM   [Ignore Me] #9
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Sometimes I like to stumble down the the hallway peeing, and screaming "PLEASE GOD MAKE IT STOP!! IT WON'T STOP", and then when it stops I just look down and say "oh."
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Old 2003-12-15, 09:58 PM   [Ignore Me] #11
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very very very very funny
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Old 2003-12-15, 09:59 PM   [Ignore Me] #12
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Originally Posted by Squeeky
I like to come fresh out of the shower undo my towel and yell helicopter time then spin my penis like a tassle

That would so totally be grounds to stab you.
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Old 2003-12-15, 10:01 PM   [Ignore Me] #13
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LoL roomates seem teh suck.
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Old 2003-12-15, 10:37 PM   [Ignore Me] #14
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wait spider, i thought you just met that girl your living with, i know it hasnt been 2 years already

nice new/old sig btw eine
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Old 2003-12-15, 11:40 PM   [Ignore Me] #15
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Originally Posted by Squeeky
I like to come fresh out of the shower undo my towel and yell helicopter time then spin my penis like a tassle
HELICOPTER TIME!!!
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