Things Ya'll Will Never Hear a Southerner Say

[Strygun]

Originally Posted by Firefly

You'll also never see them spell it correctly - "y'all"

There's no one way to spell that word. That's why it's awesome.

Anyway... we southerners aren't all bad. We're just unique. (I wasn't born in the south, but I've lived here for about 6 yrs now)

Originally Posted by I Hate Pants

...asked me where I got the toboggan.

Yup, we wear toboggans down here. What do you northerns call em? Bean hats or something like that? Beanie? It's bean something I think...

[Nimbus]

Coolest contraction ever:
Y'a''r'n't

You All Are Not

[Bighoss]

I met this guy from South Carolina on outward bound and no one had a fucking clue what he said. The only thing I think I ever understood was when he said he was from Rockville south carolina. But he said it more like Yaim frum rochiovil sutcarlina

[Strygun]

I used to live on Rockhill (probably where he was from.)

Rockhill, SC

[Firefly]

I'm from Myrtle Beach SC.

And it's "Y'ALL" because it's a contraction of YOU ALL. Anyone with one-tenth of a brain and half an ounce of common sense, and a slippery grasp of the English language can figure that out.

[firecrackerNC]

Originally Posted by Spee

Every side of the 'States has something to make fun of.


The south is a bunch of rednecks.


The west are a bunch of tree-hugging hippies, for the most part.


The Eastern Folks are really rude.


The North has an assload of fat people.


Emphasis added because I dont want a horde of angry californians zerging ,e with "OMG I M N0T L13K THAT!!11" Welcome the World of Stereotypes.

WTF MAN!! East coasts not rude,stupid idiot.We are perfectly normal you dumbass

[Firefly]

Originally Posted by firecrackerNC

WTF MAN!! East coasts not rude,stupid idiot.We are perfectly normal you dumbass

Is anyone grasping the sheer irony of this?

[OneManArmy]

thats funny about fat north people becuase I'm pretty damn sure hte south has 'em beat by a LOOOOONG shot....

[SDM]

Forgetaboutit.

[ultraviolet]

And there is NOTHING wrong with being a tree-hugger. The tree by my house would be lonely otherwise. ;p

I think another Californian thing is our mindset of elitist snobbery. I know I'm better than everyone else; I just don't always act like it.

[Dharkbayne]

What're northwesterners? I.e. Seattle

[Mr1337Duck]

Centraleers like me (Kansas) are boring. There's NOTHING to do where I live. There's no strip clubs, only a few bars, some grocery stores, etc. And people wonder why we hang out on the net a lot.

[Firefly]

Originally Posted by Mr1337Duck

Centraleers like me (Kansas) are boring. There's NOTHING to do where I live. There's no strip clubs, only a few bars, some grocery stores, etc. And people wonder why we hang out on the net a lot.

There's some good skinhead bands and a decent punker/skin scene out there in Kansas. And when I say skinhead, please everyone remain calm and refrain from acting stupid. Not all skins are neo-Nazis.

[Lonehunter]

Y'all need to learn how's to be treatin rednecks with respect now ya'hear? Yeah ok, I say y'all all the time. When I moved to West Virginia people thought I talked wierd, originaly from Ohio. Now West Virginia isn't very south but it sure does seem like it. Duct tape WILL fix anything. Round hear we says, if ya can't duck it, f**k it. A friend of mine wrecked his car to make a Jackass video (Drinking) and his back end was the only thing damaged, so he got 6 rolls of Duct tape and covered the hind end, B-E-A-utiful. I alos believe I read someone said they say "axe" in stead of ask...now come on. A redneck, southerner, saying.....I gonna axe you a question. The only people I kow that use that are the ones who believe in crap, I mean rap, oh well, same thing.

rEdneks 4 life!

Edit:

Originally Posted by Firefly

...And when I say skinhead, please everyone remain calm and refrain from acting stupid. Not all skins are neo-Nazis.

Yep, that's me.

Edit2: The non-neo-Nazi skinhead

[Strygun]

Originally Posted by Firefly

I'm from Myrtle Beach SC.

And it's "Y'ALL" because it's a contraction of YOU ALL. Anyone with one-tenth of a brain and half an ounce of common sense, and a slippery grasp of the English language can figure that out.

Grammatically, you are correct. However, because most people in the south can't spell anyway, (no offense to southerners) it doesn't matter.

However, since I was not born in the south, I have a pet peeve called grammar.

Incorrect grammar is the one thing that bugs me. Oh well.