Things Ya'll Will Never Hear a Southerner Say

[Squeeky]

In otherwords you are a Grammar Nazi.

[Strygun]

:indeed:

[AztecWarrior]

Originally Posted by firecrackerNC

WTF MAN!! East coasts not rude,stupid idiot.We are perfectly normal you dumbass

I say not. Miami is fucking rude as hell.

[I Hate Pants]

Originally Posted by Strygun

Yup, we wear toboggans down here. What do you northerns call em? Bean hats or something like that? Beanie? It's bean something I think...

A BEANIE!? Do I look Jewish to you? Anyways we call them hats. Or a tuke. Whichever you like.

And incase you were wondering a toboggan is a sliegh you ride down snow hills. Not something you can wear on your head really.

[Setari]

(from Blue Collar) The best thing about being from Texas is that we have the death penalty and we USE it....other states are tryin to abolish it and Texas is puttin it in the express lane... sry couldnt resist puttin that

[AztecWarrior]

Originally Posted by I Hate Pants

A BEANIE!? Do I look Jewish to you? Anyways we call them hats. Or a tuke. Whichever you like.

And incase you were wondering a toboggan is a sliegh you ride down snow hills. Not something you can wear on your head really.

Yeah, I was wondering what he meant by "toboggan." Toboggans are sleds, beanies are what stereotypical mischevious little kids wear, usually brightly colored and sometimes with a propeller at the top, and yarmulkes (sp?) are the things worn by ****.

[AztecWarrior]

You will never, NEVER see a Southerner name his car the "Sherman" or the "Grant". Instead, you get "General Lee" (Dukes of Hazzard) or maybe "Stonewall Jackson."

SDM: The first two are Union Civil War generals. The last two are Confederate Civil War generals. Yes, I'm talking about the American Civil War.

[SDM]

Originally Posted by AztecWarrior

You will never, NEVER see a Southerner name his car the "Sherman" or the "Grant". Instead, you get "General Lee" (Dukes of Hazzard) or maybe "Stonewall Jackson."

SDM: The first two are Union Civil War generals. The last two are Confederate Civil War generals. Yes, I'm talking about the American Civil War.

I'm real sorry I bruised your little ego. You can stop being a retard now.

[AztecWarrior]

Originally Posted by SDM

I'm real sorry I bruised your little ego. You can stop being a retard now.

I'm not offended at all. In fact, I feel sorry that I must make clear every frigging thing I say to our slower learners.

NOTE: I'm replying to your post.

[SDM]

Originally Posted by AztecWarrior

I feel sorry that I must make clear every frigging thing I say.

Go back to making no sense then. For the smartest little punk in Florida, you sure are being a moron.

[Ait'al]

Yarnt yall coming over