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Old 2004-02-06, 01:46 AM   [Ignore Me] #1
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Gym workout 'guarantees more orgasms'

A London gym has developed a new fitness regime that it guarantees will increase the frequency, intensity and quality of customer's orgasms.

The Shag Workout is being launched at Gymbox in Holborn - and some participants claim to have reached a climax during test classes.

Gym bosses say the class involves a three-step process that aims to develop sexual technique, confidence and endurance resulting in a more satisfying session in the sack whilst improving fitness levels.

A Gymbox spokesman said: "Once inhibitions have been lowered and specific muscles targeted 25% of women participants in the test classes have reported experiencing the elusive and much sought after multiple orgasm for the first time in their lives.

He added all participants have said their sex lives have vastly improved and stamina levels increased. The workout incorporates relaxation and meditation with visualisation techniques to help develop various Tantric sex skills.

Each week a different Tantric sex technique is focused upon to concentrate on different aspects of lovemaking. These include guidance on achieving multiple orgasms, helping your partner to orgasm without ejaculation and how to prolong sex and the climax.

Later classes include the Motion in the Ocean aerobic workout, which is tailored to work targeted areas of the body in specific ways. This is achieved via a technique called F.A.S.T.E.R (Flexibility, Agility, Stamina, Tone, Endurance and Rhythm), which utilises functional sexual movements.

Workout creator and Gymbox founder, Richard Hilton said: "The Gymbox Shag Workout means that there is now a proven, embarrassment-free way to improve your sex life through hands-on coaching, rather than theoretical hearsay or guess work."


Might be a good idea


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Old 2004-02-06, 01:49 AM   [Ignore Me] #2
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Old 2004-02-06, 01:57 AM   [Ignore Me] #3
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Old 2004-02-06, 01:58 AM   [Ignore Me] #4
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This is great
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Old 2004-02-06, 02:10 AM   [Ignore Me] #5
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Multiple Orgasms: If i can do it alone, so can you! /end thread
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Old 2004-02-06, 02:14 AM   [Ignore Me] #6
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Yup, that pretty much killed the thread, Aital, you broke teh funnay. I hate you.
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Old 2004-02-06, 02:20 AM   [Ignore Me] #7
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I might have to start going to that gym
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Old 2004-02-06, 12:49 PM   [Ignore Me] #8
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Maybe hamma could use this
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Old 2004-02-06, 01:20 PM   [Ignore Me] #9
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I can imagine going to a gym and seeing this.

A bunch of spandex-clad new age yuppies and pseudo-hippies, standing in a line-dance formation like some freakish Tae-bo session... all moving with hip-gyrations like the Hokie Pokie gone wrong. Hip-thrusting to some freaked-out porn soundtrack.

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Old 2004-02-06, 01:25 PM   [Ignore Me] #10
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Old 2004-02-06, 02:45 PM   [Ignore Me] #11
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hamma should check this out, as well as me

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Old 2004-02-06, 03:04 PM   [Ignore Me] #12
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I use medical tests, not gym test, to bring me to orgasm. I insert my penis into one of those automatic blood pressure testing machines. My blood pressure is considered fatal, but it feels soooo good
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Old 2004-02-06, 03:11 PM   [Ignore Me] #13
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Ummmmm....No Comment.


Then again maybe I will comment....


You attain the same results without the Gym by just buying the right books....


...I think I should stop there...
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Old 2004-02-06, 04:25 PM   [Ignore Me] #14
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Originally Posted by Sputty
I use medical tests, not gym test, to bring me to orgasm. I insert my penis into one of those automatic blood pressure testing machines. My blood pressure is considered fatal, but it feels soooo good
That is so wrong
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