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2004-03-07, 06:49 PM
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Explain your voice situation, or lip-sync if you are forced to go.
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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2004-03-07, 08:26 PM
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If they didn't do "On Eagle's Wings" then your church sucks.
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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2004-03-07, 09:01 PM
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The night before the performance, place a pillow over your face and scream as loud as you can. Do this over and over until you lose your voice. Be sure to wake up early in case you somehow partially get it back overnight (rare, but it can happen).
This will not be good for you, but if you can't get out of it any other way, it is an option.
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Happy lil' Elf, now Santa approved. -Immortalis Vita Its eating it's food. (Incorrect use of apostrophes specifically for UV) "Oni wont get banned, unless you get banned. Its a 2 man ticket."-Hamma to TekDragon re: his request to ban Oni. Life is good. |
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2004-03-07, 09:02 PM
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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2004-03-07, 11:53 PM
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Happy lil' Elf, now Santa approved. -Immortalis Vita Its eating it's food. (Incorrect use of apostrophes specifically for UV) "Oni wont get banned, unless you get banned. Its a 2 man ticket."-Hamma to TekDragon re: his request to ban Oni. Life is good. |
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2004-03-07, 11:54 PM
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Drink syrup of ipicac beforehand. A couple quick pukes and a nice bit o' bedrest while they're belting it out in the choir.
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2004-03-07, 11:58 PM
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Tell your mom to fuck off.
Either that or suck it up and drive on. My question to you is, what the hell good does going to church do for you, your mouth is atrocious. In fact, you don't have a hair on your ass if you don't memorize what you just said and then say it IN church. In front of everyone. That will GUARANTEE you don't sing in choir.
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2004-03-08, 12:48 AM
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Apparently I missed something.
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Happy lil' Elf, now Santa approved. -Immortalis Vita Its eating it's food. (Incorrect use of apostrophes specifically for UV) "Oni wont get banned, unless you get banned. Its a 2 man ticket."-Hamma to TekDragon re: his request to ban Oni. Life is good. |
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