Blasphemy.

[Spee]

Okay, upon arriving to my brother house, I notice he has a good computer. A REALLY good computer. Matter of fact, a really BITCHING computer. Even though I have no idea whats inside, it has an LCD display and a 5.1 system atatched to it, so it cant be all that bad, right? I run dxdiag.


Processor Speed: 3.40 GHz
RAM: 1024 MB DDR
Video Card GeForce 4 Ti 4200 AGP 8X.

So, I start looking for some games to play on its sweet, SWEET goodness.

Not one.

Not one single goddamn game on the whole system. on 106 GB's, not one game thats not included in windows. My brother is a blasphemer. Why waste all this energy on web-browsing an emailing, when you can run COD, completely maxed out with no FPS lag? WHY?!


(I downloaded the dawnville demo. It runs like silk)


Buh. Needed to get that out of my system.

[JakeLogan]

Because he has a life compared to most of us

[OfaLoaf]

Originally Posted by JakeLogan

Because he has a life compared to most of us

It is a pity he's wasting all that power. Burn him at the stake and take the PC.

[UncleDynamite]

What does he do for a living? Graphics design? Video editing? 'Cause if it's not those or something like them, then we should send Sputty to go steal that thing.

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Actually, let's steal it no matter what his career is.

[Spee]

Originally Posted by UncleDynamite

What does he do for a living? Graphics design? Video editing? 'Cause if it's not those or something like them, then we should send Sputty to go steal that thing.

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Actually, let's steal it no matter what his career is.

He makes Hydrogen Bombs.

[Jaged]

/me robs your brother

[Mr1337Duck]

I'm gettin me the most pimped out computer in existence for my College grad gift. No goddamn trips to Italy for me, give me a pimpin' comp and I'll be happy.

[Indecisive]

I have that minus the bitchin proc.

[1024]

So, where does he live?

What room is this computer in?

Does his house have a security system?

[Spee]

isnt even my brothers computer. It's my dads...He had it custom-made @ best buy, apparently.


BBGuy: What processor speed do you want, sir?
Dad: The best.
BBGuy: ...OKay, what Video card do you want?
Dad: The best.
BBGuy :.....Alright, how much ram?
Dad: As much as possible.
BBGuy: And I suppose you want a 20" LCD monitor, too?
Dad: Is that the best?
BBGuy: Yeah
Dad: I want that, then.

Oh, I wish I made enough money to be flippant like that.

[Rayder]

I want to be able to do that too

[Sputty]

Originally Posted by UncleDynamite

What does he do for a living? Graphics design? Video editing? 'Cause if it's not those or something like them, then we should send Sputty to go steal that thing.

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Actually, let's steal it no matter what his career is.

I can rape him, but I'm not exactly subtle. Send Taow...

[UncleDynamite]

Originally Posted by Sputty

I can rape him, but I'm not exactly subtle. Send Taow...

Can't you rape him then steal the comp?

[Sputty]

Originally Posted by UncleDynamite

Can't you rape him then steal the comp?

I might forget depending on how good it is.

[Neon Apocalypse]

thats what my mom did

i told her to go with alienware and what she wanted ended up costing 3k

instead she went with something slightly worse for the same 3k by compaq and her case has a crappy power supply, plus its the size of a shoebox (ok 1 and a half shoeboxes)

my cousin told her alienware over paid

the thing that kills me is she has more processor speed, but my computer runs way faster, she has tons of spyware, trojans, viruses, everything you can think of

her previous computer stopped functioning, windows stopped booting up, i couldnt even pull up the bios it was so fucked up, all because she didnt take care of it