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2004-05-10, 09:42 PM
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I was at CiCi's pizza with our band during our school-day tour. And one of the desk guys was named Jesus. That got me thinking, what could compell someone to name their kid Jesus. Everytime he introduces himself, he'll get a funny look. At least.
At most he'll be a Christian. Then if he changes churches, he's talking to the Rev. after a service. Rev asks him to introduce himself. Guy says "Hey, I'm Jesus." Rev's like "Heretic! Burn him!" Terrible. Do the world a favor. If you have kids, don't name 'em Jesus.
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2004-05-10, 09:44 PM
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Actually, among my fellow Hispanics, it is common to name your son 'Jesus'. Of course, it's pronounced way different, and you wouldn't know it unless you read it.
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2004-05-10, 09:46 PM
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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2004-05-10, 10:35 PM
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When I went to mexico, the guy who gave us our little All inclusive wristbands for the hotel was named Jesus. Quite the story actually. It seemed the wristband he gave my brother and I were full adult ones (IE: alchohol passes). Now I can say that Jesus gave me alchohol in mexico.
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