Post A Joke

[Biohazzard56]

Best Idea for a thread in along time, pretty much just post a joke you have heard or read from somewhere or someone. One Joke Per Post.

Heres mine:

Why Do Women Call it PMS?

Because Mad Cow Disease Was Already Taken.

[ViperGTS]

Mine are way to vulgar and racist...

(just so you people know I am not racist I hate everybody equaly)

[Biohazzard56]

Originally Posted by ViperGTS

Mine are way to vulgar and racist...

(just so you people know I am not racist I hate everybody equaly)

Yea I have some too that are pretty bad I probably wont post them

BTW, Whats Positive About Africa?

HIV

[1024]

Hamma.

[Biohazzard56]

Originally Posted by 1024

Hamma.

Hacking Hamma, Killing His Dog, Calling him a Joke

I Have a feeling your about to be banned for a reason

[1024]

oooo man thats nothing. I've said wayyy worse.

edit: i hamma, his dog, jenny, et cetera.

[Biohazzard56]

Post A Joke, your not allowed to post if you dont make a joke somewhere in your post.

If your Jack O' Lantern has more teeth than you do you might be a redneck.

[1024]

uh, this thread sucks already...

[Biohazzard56]

Originally Posted by 1024

uh, this thread sucks already...

Way To Go.

[1024]

thanks.

[Dharkbayne]

1024, the webcam pic in your sig is right aligned, and it's driving me insane. Please fix it.

[Biohazzard56]

Originally Posted by 1024

thanks.

[Rbstr]

Originally Posted by Dharkbayne

1024, the webcam pic in your sig is right aligned, and it's driving me insane. Please fix it.

/agreed

[Cyanide]

If you live in a mobile home, and have 9 cars that aren't. You might be a redneck.

[Triggar]

Two guys are sitting in a bar in a skyscraper building, a blonde guy and a beefy brunette. The brunette is sitting alone at the end of the bar, pounding shot after shot of vodka. But after each shot, he walks over to the window and jumps out, only to walk back into the bar minutes later and do the whole thing all over again.

After watching him do this for a little while, the blonde guy decides to find out what the fuck is going on. So he strolls up to the brunette and asks, "How do you do that? How do you live after jumping out the window?" and the brunette said, "It's easy, just take a shot of vodka and try it for yourself."

The blonde guy, intrigued, agrees. He takes a shot of vodka, walks over to the window, and jumps to his death.

The bartender walks up to the brunette afterwards and says, "You're a real asshole when you're drunk, Superman."