Help Me Out

[Indecisive]

Name it: Limey
or: Wanker

[OfaLoaf]

Weebl, Bob, Wee Bull, Boy Explosureous Laser, Lord Laserous Explosion, Engels, Karl Marx, Groucho Marx, Harpo Marx, Trotsky, Hindenburg, Flem, Clem, Cleatus, Jeb, Jed, Red, Reb, Jefferson Davis, Orville, Wilbur, Oscar, Mayer, Sancho, Labbat, Rick James, Dave Chapelle, Larry, Curly, Moe, Charlie Chaplin, Harold Lloyd, T.E. Lawrence, Osama, Saddam, Akmed, Sheik, Grand Poo-bah, Attila, Ceasar, Julius, Nero, Nemo, Percilies, Colonel, Beneict Arnold, Guy, Garfeild, Rutherford

I'll come up with more names in the morning.

Edit: Ghengis, Kublai, Han, Ho Chi Minh, Qing, Ming, Shang, Yao, Zhou, Cho, Yen, Chao, Zheng He, Columbus, Francis Drake, Israel Hands, Cap'n Cook, Toucan Sam

[Dharkbayne]

Earl. In memory of the Terran Republic's greatest soldier.

[Neon Apocalypse]

name it fuckstick, no seriously name it alfred

[OfaLoaf]

Name him Lancelot.

[Dharkbayne]

Jesus, just to piss off really really religious people,

[Mag]

Be right back, need to go walk Jesus! Damn it Jesus, not on the floor!

[martyr]

Originally Posted by OfaLoaf

Hindenburg

[Triggar]

These suggestions are awesome.

I just talked to a breeder in Orlando who's got a litter due at the end of June, so Martyr and I could pick him up in the middle of August. She said that if we give her $100, she'll reserve a puppy for us and that they usually sell before the pups are a week old!

Wish me luck as my quest for Pet Ownership continues...

(sidenote: I'm thinking about the name James?)

[JakeLogan]

I think it's better to give the dog a human name. But give it a name that isn't normally heard. I named my two dogs Clark and Broderick (Brody for short). Clark is a Pembroke Welsh Corgi. (I wanted a collie my parents get me a corgi go figure. I still love him though). Brody was an Old English Mastiff. (Old is the breed name I'm not saying he is old) Brody recently passed away because of Kidney failure. (If you EVER notice enlarged hocks (The joints on the legs) or a type of sore that looks like a pimple it may be a early sign of a kidney infection that will lead to kidney failure. Go to the vet as soon as you can you may be able to prevent the kidney failure from happening) May have been genetic may not have been. (Thats the problem with purebreds they may have genetic defects) But anyway human names are best I think It seems to give the dog a little more personality.

[Jennyboo]

Give the women her puppy she;ll love you forever and in anyways you wish

[Triggar]

I agree, Jake - and I'm sorry to hear about Brody - that's a sweet name though (would you mind if I considered stealing it?)

Why is it that dogs that are pure bred are bred with these defects? You'd think they'd, you know, breed that trait out.

EDIT: Jennyboo speaks great truth

[Dharkbayne]

Purebred = inbred.

Name it Jesus. You must.

Or Jebus.

[Hamma]

Get a kitten.

[OneManArmy]

Originally Posted by Hamma

Get a kitten.