[guide] Having trouble with the women?

[Mr1337Duck]

All phear teh quacking link-finder. I remembered one phrase used by Squeeks,

"I'm not about to go ramming my thumb in her vagina after 8 months."

I actually put "thumb in her pussy" in the search, didn't remember the quote exactly. But it was good enough.


So without further adieu (sp?):



http://www.geocities.com/tekdragon84...?1053230685342

[Dharkbayne]

If I remember correctly, it was a guide on finding the G-Spot.


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[Mr1337Duck]

tek, you stupid bastard. Go try and re-enter yahoo. That should reactivate the site.

[OneManArmy]

Originally Posted by Triggar

Ewwwwwwwww

You don't need a guide or a technique. All you need is a little anatomy lesson.

Learn what the clitoris is and where it is. You'll be fine.

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I thought you liked guns...

[Mr1337Duck]

That's what I told her.

[Squeeky]

I dont care what the fuck any of you tards say. That guide put me on the map

[Infernus]

Originally Posted by Squeeky

I dont care what the fuck any of you tards say. That guide put me on the map

You were always on the map... this just made you more notorius...

[firecrackerNC]

Lol i remember that guide.Works wonders dont it Squeeky? heh tried a few of those things myself and they really worked.

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[TekDragon]

Just doing my bit to help mankind.

[TekDragon]

Woops, sorry. Just checked the link. Ok, it's active now. Enjoy:

http://www.geocities.com/tekdragon84...?1053230685342

[EDIT] I really should update that. Theres a few other fun postions/techniques i've learned in the years since.

[Hydralisk]

I'm in the process of writing Having trouble with men?
I know you all will be looking forward to it...

[Mr1337Duck]

[Firefly]

TekDragon- where are you that you can listen to HFS? That was my favorite station when I was at Fort Meade MD.

As far as "guide to sex"... no thanks. I can write Chinese and Arabic with my tongue. Have a nice day, and one day you too can learn the art of satisfying your women.

[TekDragon]

Originally Posted by Firefly

As far as "guide to sex"... no thanks. I can write Chinese and Arabic with my tongue. Have a nice day, and one day you too can learn the art of satisfying your women.

No doubt, that's good for one orgasm. Anymore than that, however, and your going to risk slicing up the base of your tongue on your teeth, unless you keep your jaw spread wide, in which case your going to cramp within a few minutes.

I enjoy doing oral once a week. Anymore than that and it gets painful.

Besides, g-spot orgasms are deeper and longer (according to the girls), and have a MUCH higher chance of going into multiple orgasms.

[Infernus]

Originally Posted by TekDragon

Woops, sorry. Just checked the link. Ok, it's active now. Enjoy:

http://www.geocities.com/tekdragon84...?1053230685342

[EDIT] I really should update that. Theres a few other fun postions/techniques i've learned in the years since.

For bloody christ... you are a man among men... I LOVE YOU!