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2004-08-25, 10:05 PM | [Ignore Me] #1 | ||
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/me enters attention-whore mode
Whew. I've been spending the past few days packing and getting ready for the big move to college. It sucks having to loaf around the house as your friends start parting ways, but getting into the thick of college will solve that I'm sure (besides, I'll be seeing all my old friends soon enough). Anyway, I'll be attending Claremont McKenna in Claremont CA (oh so close to San Diego!), so if you find yourself around the area, feel free to stalk me. And if any of you high-school seniors are interested in said college, ask me and I'll tell you what it's like. I'm leaving tomorrow morning, and orientation lasts until the 31st. So probably won't be online until then, but we'll see. Let the good times roll
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2004-08-25, 10:59 PM | [Ignore Me] #7 | |||
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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2004-08-25, 11:14 PM | [Ignore Me] #8 | ||
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My advice, get drunk (or what ever method you use to get wasted) then think about what the hell you're doing. College? Deep inside you'll notice (when you're wasted) that you do NOT want to do this. Instead you'll think of something else to do with your life.
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2004-08-25, 11:25 PM | [Ignore Me] #9 | ||
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Aw, it's like a PSU Advice Column! Much
I'm a big partier, and so is everyone else at Claremont, so that's cool for me. But my parents are shelling out big bucks to send me to a top-notch private school, so that means I might do some studying once... a month... maybe. But I don't drink and I don't plan on drinking, so sorry, no drunken tales from me. I might have some tales of other drunken people, so we'll see. Anyway, we need to seriously think about a PSU Advice Column. Think how many people we can mislead.
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2004-08-25, 11:29 PM | [Ignore Me] #10 | |||
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All opinions are not equal. Some are a very great deal more robust, sophisticated and well supported in logic and argument than others. |
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2004-08-25, 11:53 PM | [Ignore Me] #12 | |||
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2004-08-26, 12:03 AM | [Ignore Me] #14 | |||
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[ Penis removed by Hamma. ] NEVAR FORGET THE SHUNK! (The Shunk Logs.) Violated by ChiaHamma Last edited by Ivan; 2004-08-26 at 12:04 AM. |
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