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2004-08-29, 04:06 PM
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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2004-08-29, 08:07 PM
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2004-08-29, 08:37 PM
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Lonehunter, it's cool for gravity to relax its laws when two people are kung-fu fighting and happen to fall off a roof.
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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2004-08-30, 04:33 AM
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***POSSIBLE SPOILERS*** 1) When to guys are fighting, Jet Li's sword can cut the other guys' sword in half, but then he bends ther SAME fucking sword at almost a 90 degre angle to smack somebody accross the stomach. 2) When Jet Li is fighting the first assin, they don't fight at first at all, they just VISUALIZE half the battle like some oriental fucking hippies. They even stop fighting completely to tell some old dude who plays music, "Hey, could ya play another one?" 3) WHY does the movie end FOUR TIMES! The King will say "Ah, you can not trick me, I know you did this..." and a 30 minute movie part goes on explaining it. Then Jet Li says, "No, for you are wrong, I did this..." and another 30 minute movie session begines! WTF! Bottom line, this movie was not for me, I can see why soem people like it. It's more about Philosophy, which sometimes does not interest me.
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2004-08-30, 09:57 AM
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Yes this movie was based on oriental films but it was produced by who? Quentin Tarantino, the same person who did kill bill.
The sword thing... it's a Tai Chi sword those swords are very sharp and very flexible like most asian weapons. As for the rest I couldnt tell you since I havent seen it yet.
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2004-08-30, 10:00 AM
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Last edited by Lonehunter; 2004-08-30 at 10:01 AM. |
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2004-08-30, 10:04 AM
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EDITED
Nevermind
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