Mobilization Alpha Concludes - Page 11

Firefly · 2004-08-30, 05:36 PM

Originally Posted by Triggar

Yeah we really don't want a bunch of drunken 16-year-olds running around. Not only is it a massive liability issue for the Event Admins, but what a great way to ruin a nice, bonding weekend that you paid $400 for.

Not to mention, mature adults don't want to deal with mommy and daddy and Mister Policeman to figure out why Little Timmy was intoxicated as a minor.

Yeah. That's real sweet. Get your 21/up-friends to buy you alcohol (aka contributing to the delinquency of a minor) because you're underage and then have US go to jail for you. No thanks, I've been in jail before and I'd rather not go again. Not on your behalf anyway.

This isn't the mob, where we take the rap for each other. YOU pay for your stupidity, not me.

Triggar · 2004-08-30, 05:39 PM

And yeah, Firefly just about hit that nail right on the head

Speaking of which... you're going to be at Bravo, right?? RIGHT?

We were all sitting around the pool that Friday night and someone said, "Isn't Firefly supposed to be here?". Then it got quiet, then we all looked around, then I felt stupid since I didn't realise that you weren't coming until that moment.

Firefly · 2004-08-30, 05:41 PM

Originally Posted by Triggar

Speaking of which... you're going to be at Bravo, right?? RIGHT?

I'll certainly give it my best shot.

Originally Posted by Triggar

We were all sitting around the pool that Friday night and someone said, "Isn't Firefly supposed to be here?". Then it got quiet, then we all looked around, then I felt stupid since I didn't realise that you weren't coming until that moment.

If I had a heart, it might melt right about...

no.

Indecisive · 2004-08-30, 05:58 PM

I think Ill stick with my virgin strawberry daiquiri's unitll im 21. Havent consumed alcohol yet, and I dont intend to intill its *legal*

I dont really see what the huge attraction to underage drinking is anyways.

Hey everybody! Lets go get piss drunk, impregnate some girl and then drive around and crash into a telephone pole. Yay!

Triggar · 2004-08-30, 06:47 PM

Yeah, exactly.

The best part of Pat O'Briens wasn't getting wasted, it was sipping a nice drink, laughing our asses off with our buddies. It was fun, no one was out to get wasted to prove "OMG I'M SO KEWL I TOTALLY GOT SERVED ALCOHOL OMG WAIT TIL I TELL THE KIDS IN SCHOOL!!"

Indecisive · 2004-08-30, 06:51 PM

You got served!

A citation!

Firefly · 2004-08-30, 07:23 PM

I just love waiting for some drunk underage retards to come along and give me their money - they're usually too drunk and too stupid to be able to do anything if I decide to take it by "force". Normally they're too fucking plastered on their two-beer limit to know any better, so asking usually works.

lizbeth · 2004-08-30, 08:43 PM

I hope you're kidding FF.

Firefly · 2004-08-30, 10:35 PM

What if I'm not?

Seriously, think about it. We laud the Darwin Awards and we laud poetic justice in this society. It's hilarious and we get thirty spams a day about the latest Darwin awards, along with seventy ad-hoc replies from people we don't know who are somehow Six Degrees of Keving Bacon down the foodchain from our friend happy_stars_bear88. So we all share the fun until it's reality time, right? Tell me what's so ha-ha innocent about a bunch of rowdy, obnoxious punk-ass kids who shouldn't be near their daddy's liquor cabinet, who then decide to go outside and make complete public asses of themselves? Worse, these same dipshits get in the car and go drive, intending to go down the road to show Jimmy Smith how totally wasted they are and how totally cool it is.

I live in this society too. I demand compensation for having to suffer their stupidity. And since I know the court system won't give me punitive damages for having to share the same oxygen with these fucktards, I figure I'll just ask them nicely for it - as the Borg say, resistance is futile, and an ass-whipping is just as satisfying as Daddy's Allowance. And nine times out of ten, they're so blatantly hammered that they won't even remember what they were drinking the next morning.

lizbeth · 2004-08-30, 10:55 PM

I meant about taking their money.. two wrongs don't make a right. Its not like those kids are gonna be like "oh that guy stole our money, I guess he's trying to teach us not to drink and act like morons".

I agree with you that they shouldn't be behaving that way in the first place. And one of the worst occurances during those drunk-sessions are accidents caused by trying to drive while drunk. For that, I think they are extremely ignorant, immature peices of crap that need more discipline and intelligence in their life.

Firefly · 2004-08-30, 10:57 PM

Originally Posted by lizbeth

Its not like those kids are gonna be like "oh that guy stole our money, I guess he's trying to teach us not to drink and act like morons".

Oh I'm not trying to teach anyone a lesson. I'm taking advantage of mental midgets. And profiting.

AztecWarrior · 2004-08-30, 11:03 PM

Originally Posted by Firefly

I'm taking advantage of midgets.

QFT.

lizbeth · 2004-08-30, 11:04 PM

Then you aren't exactly helping the situation, are you? You can have their money, they're certainly stupid enough to allow you to have it. But does that save the person that's killed by the drunken teenage idiots when they start trying to drive somewhere? How about finding compensation in getting the attention of the police on them, that would be better than stealing for your own profit

Firefly · 2004-08-30, 11:05 PM

Okay, scuse me for being the uncool unhip old fart, but what the FUCK is "QFT"?

And I said mental midgets. Not midgets. If you're going to try to make "teh funnAy" at my expense, at least quote me properly.

Originally Posted by lizbeth

Then you aren't exactly helping the situation, are you? You can have their money, they're certainly stupid enough to allow you to have it. But does that save the person that's killed by the drunken teenage idiots when they start trying to drive somewhere? How about finding compensation in getting the attention of the police on them, that would be better than stealing for your own profit

I'm not trying to help the situation. I'm getting beer money for legal drinking, by rolling lightweights that could have prevented the situation by waiting until they're legal. I am not Superman, I cannot save the world. Unfortunately, people die in this world and I'm not going to waste my time worrying about all the shitty things that happen in life. I've seen enough tragedy and heartache to be completely jaded and deadened to the tragic losses that people suffer - even my own. I now take the time to take advantage of the opportunities that I have been given. I'll sleep when I'm dead, and I'll mourn at my own funeral.

And by the way, I'd probably call the cops right after I walk away with their wallets. "OMG LOL occifer! I just saw a bunch of drunk minors get mugged!"

AztecWarrior · 2004-08-30, 11:07 PM

"Quoted for truth."

It's a joke. :P We know you don't take advantage of midgets. Only mental ones.

"Mental midgets" gave me images in my head of a "Special Mental Olympics" where mental midgets would compete in games like chess, StarCraft, and othello.

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