Haiku Battle Thread

[Infernus]

Star Destroyers come
Its a trap says the big fish
Admiral Ackbar!

[ObnoxiousFrog]

Originally Posted by Infernus

Star Destroyers come
Its a trap says the big fish
Admiral Ackbar!

Thinking of Star Wars
I remember Nevereal
Fuck, I hate my brain

[Ivan]

Originally Posted by ObnoxiousFrog

Thinking of Star Wars
I remember Nevereal
Fuck, I hate my brain

I had to stop looking
I started to get aroused
No. I�m just joking

[ObnoxiousFrog]

Arr three dee has a
Cokehead goose upon his head
Beware Wisconsin

[r3d]

ka ka ka ka ka

[ObnoxiousFrog]

Break that speed record
And then you can nail Trixie
A demon on wheels

[Mag]

This haiku is a bump
A shameless stupid bump
Long live Molvania.

[Triggar]

I am a mean thief
I stole my sister's sweater
She will be so mad.

[Ivan]

Originally Posted by Triggar

I am a mean thief
I stole my sister's sweater
She will be so mad.

It is ok now
It is big on her now 'cause
She has smaller boobs



(same sister with the breast reduction?)

[Triggar]

She has the small boobs
But it is a small sweater
It fits me perfect.

EDIT:

My other sister
She is very, very large
Her clothes are too big.

[Sputty]

Kittens are fuzzy
They love to be squozen hard
But not so it hurts

[Hezzy]

"Ma spoon is too big!"
Exclaims Triggar very loudly.
"I am banana"

[Sputty]

Hezzy wins

[Sputty]

The battle is done
Hezzy is victorious
double post is spam

[Triggar]

It might just be spam
But spam is mushy goodness.
Spam is full of salt.