Stupid NBC '04 Summer Olympics Quotes

[SDM]

1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw
her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from
personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother
and father."

4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths
in boxing, but none of them really that serious."

5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can
expect the same thing again."

6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't
like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the
IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."

8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've
got eleven Dicks on the field."

9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is
that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses
them... Oh my God, what have I just said?"

[Everay]

Originally Posted by SDM

9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is
that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses
them... Oh my God, what have I just said?"

i call bullshit on that one,

[Pilgrim]

Roflmaowtmp

[Wraithlord]

more plz?

[Arctik#2]

[Jaged]

Are you the other arctik?

[MrPaul]

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother
and father."

5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can
expect the same thing again."

6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't
like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."

8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've
got eleven Dicks on the field."


They're all old. Colemanballs. :/

As for the others, not heard them.

[Hamma]

Originally Posted by SDM

1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw
her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

Classic.

[EineBeBoP]

Awesome.

[Jennyboo]

[Squeeky]

[Corrosion]

These rock.

[Infernus]

I got these in an email the other day... I like the boxing one, and the soccer one...

[Sputty]

SDM wins again

[JetRaiden]

I want the audio files of all of those.