Johnny Depp and the Chocolate Factory.

[JetRaiden]

Edward Penishands was pretty good too.

Look it up.

[Spee]

The Willy Wonka Gay pr0n.


"Come with me, and you'll see, a land of Dooooouble Penetraaaation"


I'm told it actually exists.

[JetRaiden]

Originally Posted by Spee

The Willy Wonka Gay pr0n.


"Come with me, and you'll see, a land of Dooooouble Penetraaaation"


I'm told it actually exists.

5 bucks to anyone who comes up with a successful google image search.

[MrPaul]

Originally Posted by JetRaiden

5 bucks to anyone who comes up with a successful google image search.

How's this:

Not exactly safe for work/school.
http://img124.exs.cx/img124/4571/williewanker.jpg

[Fragmatic]

Originally Posted by MrPaul

How's this:

Not exactly safe for work/school.
http://img124.exs.cx/img124/4571/williewanker.jpg

BWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

[Jaged]

Originally Posted by TotalBiscuit

Talent
The ability to shapeshift into almost any appearance.

TB.

Not with the girls I have met. They are into him because he is "the hottest thing ever to walk the face of the earth."

I really don't see it though.

[TotalBiscuit]

Originally Posted by Jaged

Not with the girls I have met. They are into him because he is "the hottest thing ever to walk the face of the earth."

I really don't see it though.

You are male.

TB.

[Ivan]

Does Wanka make Fudge? Will we see the Fudge Packing department at Wanka's factory? I bet Johnny has pack a bit of fudge in his day, though he might not admit it.

[Triggar]

Originally Posted by Jaged

Not with the girls I have met. They are into him because he is "the hottest thing ever to walk the face of the earth."

The thing with Johnny Depp that makes him so goddamned attractive is the fact that he looks like he's actually a really, really cool guy. Not like Brad Pitt who, as cliche as it may sound, is stunning but looks like he's probably a pretentious dickhead. You see Johnny Depp and think, "How big an asshole could Edward Scissorhands BE?" He just looks like a guy you'd have such a good time with.

And, yeah, he's a looker.

[Ivan]

I've read and heard but of course don't know first hand, that Brad Pitt is really a cool down to earth kind of guy and not an ass like Russell Crow is said to be.