Porn stars are funny.

[MrPaul]

Just noticed this at the top of the page


Just thought I'd point it out... no real relevance as such.. or at all...

[ObnoxiousFrog]

winking face.

[TotalBiscuit]

Just to let you know, I can count the number of true stories the News of the World has published on the fingers of one amputated hand.

They are the equivelant of America's 'super-market tabloids'.. you know the ones that publish stuff like 'Aliens ate my kitten and turned my son into a salmon'? I wouldn't personally believe a word that rag had to say

TB.

[Biohazzard56]

I was going to put, Only in England at the end of my post.

[Derfud]

Yeah, how could anyone possibly trust those tabloids? Especially when they have such reliable stories like "Hitler's zombified head found", and "Saddam Hussein's secret gay life"

[TotalBiscuit]

I mean who employs a secret undercover investigator called 'Maz' exactly?

TB.

[Derfud]

"Maz to base. Maz to base, I have uncovered the secret behind Gamal Nasser! He was really a platypus! And if you think that is something, wait until you see these skeletons I found! They are Adam and Eve's skeletons! Over."

[Baneblade]

Originally Posted by Biohazzard56

I was going to put, Only in England at the end of my post.

I think it looks much more subtle in the middle of it.

[Wraithlord]

dhitb

[MercFox1]

-1000000000000000000 for JetRaiden for giving a fucking weirdo like her mom that cash.

Hey, if the daughter wants to go, ya go ya dig? But the mom doesn't say when or give her crack or or even sell her virginity...omfg

/Me takes Orbital Strike beacon to her house.

[ObnoxiousFrog]

Originally Posted by MercFox1

ya dig?

Be kind to your prostitute, because sometimes she has to work in bad weather.

[JetRaiden]

Originally Posted by MercFox1

-1000000000000000000 for JetRaiden for giving a fucking weirdo like her mom that cash.

Hey, if the daughter wants to go, ya go ya dig? But the mom doesn't say when or give her crack or or even sell her virginity...omfg

/Me takes Orbital Strike beacon to her house.

I didnt give anyone that kind of cash. I'm not saying I wouldn't if I had the opprotunity though

[Sputty]

Originally Posted by MrPaul

How odd.
"I like doughnuts"

So do I
Bostom Cream 4 teh wyn!

[DaShiznit]

Originally Posted by Sputty

So do I
Bostom Cream 4 teh wyn!

+1000 cool points for your excellent taste in doughnuts.

Yeah, how could anyone possibly trust those tabloids? Especially when they have such reliable stories like "Hitler's zombified head found", and "Saddam Hussein's secret gay life"

You mean the one with satan? That's all true dude.

[MercFox1]

Originally Posted by Sputty

So do I
Bostom Cream 4 teh wyn!

Ditto.

-1 for misspelling BostoN Cream though