story time

[Reconnecting]

But after a moment he turns around and says, "burnt pubes < macs"

[Mag-Mower]

then he yells into the kings bedroom macs FTW!

[Jaged]

and then he realizes that burnt pubes are in fact > macs and kills himself for ever thinking otherwise

[Lonehunter]

and after all this misery the guy with the burnt pubes still has herpes

[Infernus]

herpes compounded by THE CLAP.

Just then the TV turns on "This is a public service announcement: AVOID THE CLAP. This has been a public service announcement."

The king throughly pisses at his clap decides to choke...

[Mag-Mower]

but he was only choking on water, which he recovered from in several minuites

[Mango]

So the king decided to put an end to THE CLAP world wide and in doing so became THE CLAPINATOR

[Mag-Mower]

but some peope thought he was the frapinator

[Kam]

because they saw a video of a guy on the internet that looked like him

[Mag-Mower]

but the person on the internet was really M.C.Hammer

[ViperGTS]

Becuase he spent all of his money on drugs and sex and now has to do that to...

[Kyonye]

And then developed a severe case of genital herpes because he decided to buy a $.5 hooker...

[LimpBIT]

But the hooker was actually micheal jackson...

[BUGGER]

followed by 2 boyscouts...

[Mag-Mower]

who got their badges for tieing knots